South Figaro Podcast

Blue Map and Uzuki meet for the first time in my podcast. What could possibly go wrong? After several snip-snips of creepy porn talk, not too much. And if anyone's gotten sick of all my Final Fantasy VII Remake shilling, you'll be happy to know I've taken an extended break on that....to shill about Final Fantasy XIV instead.

A new guest joins me and Shadowfire today to talk some more about the Final Fantasy VII Remake. You didn't really think one recording would be enough to satisfy me?

FINAL FANTASY VII!

I guess some other stuff happened too.

We're just a few days away from E3, and I still can't stop talking about the Square Enix conference and the Final Fantasy VII Remake. Beeb, on the other hand, shows me how fan gushing really works by talking longer and fanboy-ier about the latest Pokemon Direct. Adorable sheep! Kaiju Pokemon! Multiplayer Raids! And all sorts of uncomfortable fetishes that should never surround a cute and wholesome series! All this and a whole lot more on our Pre-E3 prediction!

Pop Culture (and its respective fandoms) have no chill this year: even though it's barely been a month since the double whammy of finales, we're already moving forward to the next big things peering over the horizon. Beeb and I sit together for a long overdue and probably out of date spoilercast for the Game of Thrones series finale and Avengers Endgame. Other topics crop up including the recently revealed date for Death Stranding, Detective Pikachu, and of course: Final Fantasy VII Remake.

Final Fantasy VII Remake is back! There's a new trailer, we need to do a lengthy breakdown of every single scene! What do you mean this guy are sick???

Has there ever been such an impending pop culture doom? The bodies are ready to litter the streets of the two biggest media franchises, as Beeb and I sit down and speculate how Avengers: Endgame and the rest of Game of Thrones will play out. Who will be survive, and what will be left of them? How many last-second anime Mcguffins will be pulled out of thin air? Can we survive the social media plague of spoilers before witnessing the ends ourselves?

Spoilers for up to episode 69 (nice) of Game of Thrones and Avengers: Infinity War. Harry Potter and Kill Bill also come up, so fair warning.

Blue Map and Shadowfire join me for another pow-wow about the latest gaming gossip, including the sneak peak at Sony's specs for the Playstation 5 (?), how the latest event reward may have killed Final Fantasy XIV's lore, the madness of randomizer mods, a deserved cheer for Shazam! and a disappointing jeer for Dark Phoenix (from what we've heard, anyway).

Blue and I are finally ready to talk about Devil May Cry V in its entirety. Beeb is also on board to talk Sekiro, Baba is You, Con Woes, Plant Boobies, Wishes Gone Wrong and Square's latest blunder.

I'll always give credit where credit is due, and Capcom has been on a roll lately (but they're not quite "CapGod" yet). Blue Map joins me eager to talk about Devil May Cry V...or talk around it, as he ended up marathoning the whole thing in a day whereas I'm only five missions in. We also talk about Capcom's past mistakes, Square's continued mistakes (at what point did Left Alive ever seem like a good idea?), and I also share my latest gaming obsession. I'll give you a hint: It's a Shooty Looty.