Nuclear threats, terror attacks and London's most beautiful biscuit factory. Plus we admit that an East London XI would trounce our South London XI.

Rio Ferdinand, Ian Wright, Peter Bonetti and Kenny Sansom feature in our all-time South London XI.

Rio Ferdinand, Ian Wright, Peter Bonetti and Kenny Sansom feature in our all-time South London XI.

Lewie Peckham is our guest as we try to define South London and talk about our own personal South Londons.

Lewie Peckham is our guest as we try to define South London and talk about our own personal South Londons.

David Bowie, The Clash, Eddy Grant, Alabama 3, Basement Jaxx, Linton Kwesi Johnson, Squeeze, Smiley Culture, Norman Wisdom, London Boys, Roots Manuva and Southside Allstars feature on the South London playlist.

David Bowie, The Clash, Eddy Grant, Alabama 3, Basement Jaxx, Linton Kwesi Johnson, Squeeze, Smiley Culture, Norman Wisdom, London Boys, Roots Manuva and Southside Allstars feature on the South London playlist.

The shopping centre and surrounding area past and present.

The shopping centre and surrounding area past and present.

We look back at Only Fools and Horses, Desmond's and Jim Davidson's Up the Elephant and Round the Castle.