🎶my name is craig tucker 😐 last week was my birthday 😐 my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars 😐 i was sooo happy 😐 but then, four kids from school came to my house 😐 and said i should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a peruvian flute band 😐 they promised i would double my money in one afternoon 😐 but the government arrested us 😐 along with all the other peruvian flute bands and took us to an internment camp in miami 😐 we begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to peru 😐🎶 and so that is why i am now in peru 😐 if i die, let it be known that it is because four guys i don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money 😐