Fat Cat Goes To Mars by Jimmy Halliday

There once was a guy with too much cash, who thought he was smarter than he really was

And when someone finally kicks his evil ass, they’ll be met with a thunderous standing applause

More likely though, it’ll be himself ‘cause he can’t get a handle on his pride

Self-defenestration with dispersion of wealth, when he straps himself up and takes a ride

Fat cat goes to Mars

No more selling shitty cars

Fat cat goes to Mars

They want you to think that his every word is the wisdom poured down from a living god

But really he’s just a poser nerd with a ket addiction and a flabby bod

Some old, rich nazis made a small mistake when the seventh-seal condom was undone

Maybe someone will “miscalculate” and fire him into the waiting sunday

Fat cat goes to Mars

Gotta dodge the prison bars

Fat cat goes to Mars

He passed on the chance to feed the world, he passed on the chance to fight the Zucc

He probably couldn’t beat up a leperous squirrel, he’s a pettty ass, whiny bitch, stupid fuck

When big boy gets aboard his rocket ship, and shoots himself towards a distant star

We’ll give the finger to the piece of shit, and everyone lights a big cigar

And when he looks back to brag about his great contribution to humankind

He’ll see that the people have cast him out, and he can kiss our vast collective behind

Fat cat goes to Mars

Suffocate among the stars

Fat cat goes to Mars

Dancing In Our Dreams by Jimmy Halliday

Lyrics:

Well, get yourself a pillow, lay yourself down

There’s a party goin’ on, on the south side of town

But you don’t need none of that, ‘cause you’ve got somethin’ goin’

Just relax on the bed and you’ll see what’s worth knowin’

Dancing in our dreams (x2)

Had a hard day at work, and you’re feeling so low

Got a mind to unwind from the screamin’ ya know

There’s a place in the house where they’re makin’ no sound

You can be who you are, ‘cause there’s no one around

Dancing in our dreams (x2)

Existence is a nightmare, we put it on a shelf

And go where only we care, where we can be ourselves

The loomin’ danger outside is only second-string

To the knowin’ multiplied by being everything

Once inside of your mind, you got all the control

You can fly in the sky, you can lay in a hole

In a place outta time, you’re your own chieftan

‘Til alarms go off, and you do it again

Dancing in our dreams (x4)

Cell Phone by Jimmy Halliday

Lyrics:

What would I do without my cell phone?

It goes everywhere with me

And I can make it show, by GPS, just exactly where I’ll be

Where would I be without my cell phone?

The one I’m never without

And if you ever call, be sure of this, I’ll answer without a doubt

(Pre-chorus)

But somehow, mysteriously

It always ends up in my pocket

I’ll never get relief, from my

(Chorus)

It’s got ahold of me

Cell Phone!

Seems I’ll never be free

Cell Phone!

Just can’t get away from my

Bluetooth-enabled mobile communications device

One day I forgot to charge it

By mid-day it’d run outta juice

When I got back home to plug it in, I had

What’s a guy like me to do?

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August 24th 2025 - I stopped off at this post to drop some bird food and was overwhelmed by the birds that dropped in.

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Credits

• Host: @bardictriad (https://twitter.com/bardictriad) , @zaivala (mailto:[email protected])

• Bumper: Canonical (https://canonical.com/)

• Theme Music: From The Dust - Stardust

• https://soundcloud.com/ftdmusic

• CC BY 4.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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first released: 31.10.2020

working time: over 1h 50min