Michael and Ben discuss what it means that Bryce Harper is now in DC, I mean, Philly, and Nick Foles is no longer in Philly. They break down the math of Johnny Manziel's wife's half-marathon times, draft which athletes they'd want in a Spikeball draft and discuss why it's good to be Jimmy Johnson. No, the other one. It was all Jordan Clarkson's fault.

Michael and Ben discuss Robert Kraft and learn what “manual sex” means, the savvy play of Ja Rule to start divvying out curses, Meghan Trainor’s horrifying press release and hope for Jay Glazer’s well-being.

"Live" from the upstairs of Rosati's in Buckhead, Michael and Ben discuss the Super Bowl in Atlanta, Maya Moore's call to serve, athletes we would not want around our hypothetical kids and we do a deep dive into Jose Canseco's tweets.

Ben and Michael discuss the blown call and Tom Brady on third downs from the championship round, a man in Oregon who risked it all, plot holes in The Mighty Ducks, and Brooks Koepka’s lower half. No Gamblin’ Dans this week, though the guys are sure to get in a full Atlanta Sports Hour and Dissect This Tweet featuring Alvin Kamara.

Michael and Ben discuss how "humbled" they were about the national title game, give a full dissection of Alvin Kamara's Twitter feed, and are introduced to the escapades of Anthony "Doo-Doo Butt" Ward. As always, they give their picks against the spread in Gamblin' Dans, discuss the worst parts of their week and free-wield their 1st Amendment rights at the end.

Michael and Ben discuss how "humbled" they were about the national title game, give a full dissection of Alvin Kamara's Twitter feed, and are introduced to the escapades of Anthony "Doo-Doo Butt" Ward. As always, they give their picks against the spread in Gamblin' Dans, discuss the worst parts of their week and free-wield their 1st Amendment rights at the end.

Michael and Ben discuss how "humbled" they were about the national title game, give a full dissection of Alvin Kamara's Twitter feed, and are introduced to the escapades of Anthony "Doo-Doo Butt" Ward. As always, they give their picks against the spread in Gamblin' Dans, discuss the worst parts of their week and free-wield their 1st Amendment rights at the end.

Michael and Ben discuss how "humbled" they were about the national title game, give a full dissection of Alvin Kamara's Twitter feed, and are introduced to the escapades of Anthony "Doo-Doo Butt" Ward. As always, they give their picks against the spread in Gamblin' Dans, discuss the worst parts of their week and free-wield their 1st Amendment rights at the end.

Michael and Ben discuss how "humbled" they were about the national title game, give a full dissection of Alvin Kamara's Twitter feed, and are introduced to the escapades of Anthony "Doo-Doo Butt" Ward. As always, they give their picks against the spread in Gamblin' Dans, discuss the worst parts of their week and free-wield their 1st Amendment rights at the end.

Michael and Ben are back after a week off for the holidays. They discuss live mascots attacking each other, Ben learns new information about the history of bulldogs, minor league hockey dog races, traffic etiquette and more.