You're out at dinner with friends. Sir gets up from the table and subtly gestures for you to meet him out the back of the restaurant. You watch his steady stride as he passses the kitchen. After a minute you excuse yourself, saying you need the bathrom too.

Your body shivers in antiicipation of what Sir wants of you. You turn the corner and  see him leaning against a fire escape with a joint in hand. Those hands that conduct your pleasure like a symphony...

So I'll be honest... I haven't been in a headspace the past week or so to make another dirty audio. I hate performative porn, so I can't simply phone one in. So I turned to stories from you tonight for some debaucherous inspiration.

Grrrrrrrrr....

Thank you all for being a wonderfully creative, filthy, verbose, sexy, imaginative bunch of degenerates! Your stories, fantasies and ideas sent me sliding into dirty thoughts. This audio incorporates a few of them and the words here felt warm and comfortable to find again.

Lucky to have you all here connecting to some healthy and organic mischief.

Let me know what you think.

So I almost lost a mic to the dirty audio Gods making this one. You might be able to hear it. Was literally just having a bath relax yet a mood overtook me, so jumped out and grabbed a mic to try and capture the dirty thoughts. Hope the last minute decision was worth it.

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So here is another fun little audio experiment and all of you are my Good Girl Guinea Pigs. I often hear from people that "I never knew I liked being called XXXXX until I heard you say it." Titles and names utilised within kink can have such an immediate impact on lust, but how do you even know what your favourite name is if you've never heard it before?

So in the spirit of discovery, here is an audio where I pick out a honourific for each letter of the alphabet and then verbally play with it for your listening experimentation. Some degrading, some cute, all delicious.

Thanks to everyone on Discord who made suggestions and please let me know your feedback in the comments. Which ones really hit the mark for you? Which ones might you want to explore some more? Any surprises in there?

I obviously couldn't get everything in here, so maybe we will need a Volume 2 soon? Enjoy!

So you want your pretty pussy filled up with Daddy's cum till it spills all over us? Well then, you better do exactly what I tell you to, and make sure you cum all over my cock on the count of zero and maybe you will earn it.

So Daddy heard your requests for more aftercare last month and with this audio right here I have tried to incorporate a lot of your requests (especially from over on the Discord). Lots of softness, praise, relaxing music, hydration, fluffy blankets and snuggles. So come spoon Daddy and drift away. Hope you all find it comforting for sub drop.

The cried for praise kink have been getting louder and louder of late, so here is another audio full of soft praise, dirty talk and instructions. Do what you are told, make Daddy proud and you shall be rewarded.  I know people enjoy the mix of degradation and praise in these audios, but I think I will leave the degradation and dirtier names out of the next few and keep them 100% soft and pillowy. Make sure to subscribe here on Spotify or join Daddy's Patreon for ALL the goodness and get even more content - www.patreon.com/asmr_daddy

Well... hasn't this been an eventful 7 days.

I truly though that starting a new contract gig and returning to part-time study for the first time in two decades was going to to be the biggest events in my world this week. Alas my laptop died a terrible death, Choose Your Own Adventure books sent me a cease and desist, demanding I delete my Choose Your Own Adventure audio or face being sued and then Putin invaded Ukraine.

This isn't a purely political page, but I will always stand with any peoples who defy imperialist aggression. To all my European friends, please stay safe! This month I will be donating proceeds to the Ukranian Red Cross who are mobilising volunteers and providing resources and support to victims on the ground in Ukraine.

To take our collective minds off the nuclear sabre rattling of a potato-looking dictator, spoil yourself with this relaxing little train journey with Daddy. Just make sue you follow all my instructions okay?

And don't worry, I will have that interactive audio up again soon. Maybe I will rename it Choose Your Own Slutventure? I'm sure that won't get me in trouble right? Come subscribe on Anchor/Spotify - https://anchor.fm/asmr-daddy/subscribe

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