We are surrounded by horrible people in the news. We start off low on the personality totem pole with Florida Man. We should be able to go up from there, right? RIGHT?!?

Scuba Steve and Decaf venture up to The Great White North to visit Murphy and venture out to a beer festival. You'd think this would be a simple trip, right?

Yeah. Not so much.

Sometimes this show gets mired in the past. Hell, we even went into our Google History! Talk about a scary place to re-visit! Oh, and Happy Bobby Bonilla Day!

Look, this week was a crap-fest. Sure, we were recording on a Tuesday. Sure, we got some great tales of Gorilla trying to murder Murphy with a golfball. It wasn't until the Lightning Round that the show was saved. Saved, by BATTLE BEASTS!

Another show without a Marxican. Murphy and Decaf try to make things a little lighter after the previous episode's "heated debate".

Okay, check this out. Decaf is either the most guileless guy on the face of the earth, or the LUCKIEST! You have to check out his adventure in getting to his vacation. Then we get to hear him and Chris ... well, download and listen.

In this episode we're swapping out Cruise-Boat-Captain-Decaf for his Holiness, Chief! This means that you get to hear Chief and I whine about Grad School together. Additionally, you get to hear Murphy whine about Chief and I whining about Grad School together. Oh, and we learn about the fun world of Seattle and how it's getting harder to deal with. Oh, and Murphy is complaining about something, again.

FINALLY! An episode that Murphy can listen to on his whole commute! This week we have a show and a half. No, seriously, we have the normal show we recorded this week and then we tacked on another partial show we recorded last week that when to shit when Murphy's WiFi crapped out. Oh, and we talked politics, and, um... we talked about what skeeves us out more in movies. I think we went down a strange old-white-man-rabbit-hole learning about Murphy whacking at some balls or something.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions. The road to Spankwagon is paved with apathy, indifference, procrastination, and Murphy. Since we know we can't get our shit together, let us help you get your shit together!