The episodes starts like this: "Hi, my name is God, and I am conceptualized to the point of old age according to the human intelligence. And the human intelligence has given me the name, The Father, associating me with his ideas of the masculine form of the gender a society gives to him. Hello, my name is God, and even though I was at first a female, I changed into the form of a man in the womb, and that is why I am in such deep conflict within myself, and why nothing in my life ever feels perfect because I'm holding onto anger. My anger comes from God. Forgive me Father, for I not know who do me boo boo. Pontius, get me off the cross boo. I'm in love with you too, man. I chose this you know, Pontius..."

And it continues on from there. Have a good time with this one :)

A Meditation into the Heart of Creation. Be Still and Know I and My Source are One. Headphones are recommended. The pathway to Heaven? About seven minutes in.

Please have a seat wherever you are and hang out with me, Vernon Franklinswami, who is slightly intoxicated. By the end of the gathering, however, you will feel somehow...it will just be really nice. Vernon usually gets more sober as he goes, so please keep that in mind. Nothing fancy and nothing shiny, but maybe there is some shine to it. Not too much shine, but maybe at some points a little bit too much shine but that's OK, because you can make mistakes fun too...Right!!?

Seth stayed up all night drawing and working on art, and now prepares to go to work. Commute with Seth to work day!

Music Attribute: Drifting at 432 Hz by the Unicorn Heads

Vernon takes you through a guided meditation process that's playful, quirky, and perhaps enlightening. Headphones are recommended.

Seth thinks about becoming a Life Coach, and then he complains about technology even though he's using it. He leads himself to his own answers and hopes somehow you laugh along the way, or find something relevant to your own life.