Speaking of Things

In this trifecta of nostalgia, nonsense, and microwaves, Tim and Dave dive deep into their origin story—back when office pranks, cubicle decor, and T & Double D’s ruled the touring dance troop scene. They celebrate the overlooked majesty of Leif Erikson Day, unpack the weirdness of British slang, and reflect on the many places they’ve lived (mostly on purpose).

Tim and Dave tackle the high-stakes world of... moving. From crossing borders (without passports) to uncovering bins of forgotten junk, it’s a whirlwind of decluttering, free driveway loot, and unsolicited life lessons from North Dakota. They swap tales of military moves, surprise checks from the government (we think?), and dive into the strange joy of watching strangers steal your trash treasures. Plus—a major announcement: SoT is going bi-coastal, baby!

Shout Out Thingy’s! (I think that’s what the kids say.) In this podisode, the guys get all persnickety and spiral through some of life’s most important questions about elevators, home haircuts, ant syrup, Cheetos, and face tattoos. Can one person drink a whole bottle of Log Cabin? Buckle up… and tuck your shirt in. Or don’t.

Tim forgets words, Dave discovers a park in his own yard, and somehow Gatorade stains become a major plot point. They dive into weird video trends, yell about self-checkout machines, and try to solve paradoxes with zero qualifications. Also: theft, hydration, and an impression game that goes completely off the rails. Classic SoT chaos. You’ve been warned.

Dave resurrects the legendary “Secret Sound” game that used to be played on morning shows “back in the day”—and it goes exactly as well as you'd expect: a full-scale meltdown. Tim derails the show with what he claims are “career opportunities”. And yes… bananas are discussed. Extensively. Too extensively, honestly.

Tim and Dave kick things off in glorious chaos, talk social media nonsense, dive into bizarre dating apps, and relive the greatest hits of dangerously dumb internet trends—from licking doorknobs to stealing urinals. They wax poetic about honey, roast reaction videos, and argue over podcast gear like two dads at a RadioShack clearance bin. Plus, a listener challenge you’ll regret winning.

Baller Alert!!! Tim and Dave brag about what they own. Tim has 30+ shovels, Dave owns 10+ forks! They also get into gym class antics and classic Baltimore television. Listen in on what is sure to be a some recorded words!

Tim and Dave, go down some rabbit holes on this podcast, discussing heights, distance, the wooly mammoth (again), and unique substances. Get your listening ears ready, for this whole new podisode!

In this lively conversation, Tim and Dave delve into bizarre experiences inside of flying airplanes. Including the absurdity of a fellow passenger's excessive snacks and personal hygiene habits on a flight. Speaking of air, we don't want to leave out water! What's behind the science of water and tides? And did we just land on a new catchphrase for the show?

Big Soap ain’t no joke, folks! Lather up and brace yourself as the guys make their slippery 3D debut — dropping soap knowledge all over your delicate nooks, crannies, and emotionally neglected private parts.