Brett is out of jail (thank you, Joe Biden).

This is another update recounting my recent legal events, certainly quite the up and down eggpisode, but I'm sure it will fill you with pleasure for what's to come!

• Jill is still dead/missing
• Mike is dead (egg/work-related injury)
• Chevrolet is a jealous girlfriend (I apologize for her replying to emails with incredibly racial slurs)