THE FIRST INSTALLMENT OF THE NEW ERA OF THE PODCAST!

Brett is still dead. You'll be more formally introduced to Brett's twin brother, Robert, who will be taking over the podcast from now on. Robert does not like eggs, so we'll be diving into a more interesting topic: Ed!

We'll discuss Ed's of all shapes, sizes, ages, and living or dead! Come along with Robert as we uncover the deepest mysteries of the Ed, starting with Robert's favorite one, Ed Begley Jr.!

Brett is dead! His identical twin brother, Robert, will be taking over the podcast from now on.

This eggpisode features the final interview from Brett, where he interviews his legal savior, Joe Biden.

We thank Brett for his services to the eggheads and the general egg-nertainment industry. Condolences and digital flowers may be sent to [email protected].

Brett is out of jail (thank you, Joe Biden).

This is another update recounting my recent legal events, certainly quite the up and down eggpisode, but I'm sure it will fill you with pleasure for what's to come!

• Jill is still dead/missing
• Mike is dead (egg/work-related injury)
• Chevrolet is a jealous girlfriend (I apologize for her replying to emails with incredibly racial slurs)

Brett has been arrested for his ex-wife's murder and is awaiting trial. He provides a recounting of the week's events, which lead to him being jailed. We also included an interview with Donald Trump!

This is my first time uploading a podcast, so I hope this works.

- Chevrolet

Jill is missing/dead (please email possible sightings or whereabouts to [email protected]). I'll provide updates on the current allegations against me, and some updates on my legal problems. We'll also dive into lots of information about the USDA egg grading procedures and policies, and afterwards, we'll unwind with an interview with a real egg professional, Mike!

The investigation into my ex-wife's murder is not looking good.

We'll also dive into a rough overview of the egg industry, how the egg gets from the chicken's bottom to your breakfast plate. We'll also breeze over the history of egg consumption in the US over the past 80 years.

To finish, we've got an interview with my beautiful girlfriend, Jill. She'll tell us all about her part in the egg industry, and a little bit about a new vegan egg replacer!

We begin with a bit of an introduction to your host and his background and history with eggs, and we'll also dive into a bit of an overview of what to expect with this extravagant series.