It's here, despite our every procrastination attempt - Scrambled Eggs, the long-delayed drunken live recording by half of The Vine cast! The proceedings are kicked off with a 20-minute explanation/apology by Chad McCanna and Hyle Russell, followed by the main event.

It's the night of Chad and Janell's wedding in New York City, and their noisy post-marital copulation is mistaken for a terrorist attack! Donald Rumsfeld is immediately dispatched, followed by a whole host of political figures, both living and dead. Naturally, a 90-minute orgy ensues. I wish this was a joke. It is not.

Scrambled Eggs is by far the most deserving of an EXPLICIT LYRICS "Tipper Sticker," although ironically, Tipper Gore is almost certainly a participant in this episode's festivities.

Hosts: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna

Special Thanks: Jeremy Thorn, Kayo Thorn, Preston Phillips, Eric Lambert

Music: Jeremy Thorn

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