Since the death of Matthew Perry, I decided to binge some Friends, and introduce Scarlett to one of my favorite shows. Gotta do my best to educate the youth!

I swear every episode devolves into Scars wanting to have relations with the worst people. That's going to be every episode from now on.

I don't know how this conversation got started, but some way or another, Scars wouldn't stop talking about having sex with vampires. It then became my sole duty to record this conversation, and make sense of it. We also rant about Stephen King for a bit.

So, this is an interesting one. After a long hiatus, I 'm back with my friend, Scarlett Valentine (They/Them), who tells us all about their harrowing life. The trigger warning isn't a joke. For much of this episode, pretty much every horrible thing you can think of is mentioned. This person has lived through a lot in their 20 years, and is sharing only a slice of it here. Thankfully, the second half of this episode isn't as trauma heavy.