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What scares you more... Creepy clowns or pesky demons? Also, why it's so painful when a dog steps on your balls... and how cats (usually) don't slobber on your face.

I can't watch sex scenes, my teeth are too sensitive... Are they even necessary? Oh, and I'd take the cake over that ice cream.

Tesco is limiting the amount of bottled water you can buy! And, tap water always tastes different. What a time to be alive... P.s. This episode may include recycled marine secretion

I like my pizza sweet, my loo roll folded, and my men short...

We know what we're talking about, we're professionals... honestly... So, which one is truly better?

What a brilliant gym session! Pre-workout's flowing, gym building's burning down, and a guy I know has his tackle out in the locker room...

Broadcasting to galaxies near you. We see you aliens... You might think you're slick, but you're not, we're on to you...

The boat crashed! No one else survived. This island is our new home... who's going to make the beds?

Let's talk about injuries! From trips and falls, to burns and scrapes, Joel & Gareth discuss the brilliantly stupid and most dangerous injuries They've suffered.

Gareth contemplates that everyone around him is a manifestation of his own mind... while Joel just meant to ask what he enjoys.