It's #LastCallAtRFK and after bitching about the USMNT's failure to qualify for the World Cup, Roche and Sebastian Salazar share memories of RFK and the pivotal role the old stadium has played in World, American, and MLS soccer history.

You heard Elliot discussing the sherbet vs. sherbert debate. Now, listen as Roche's mind is blown by the realization that he's been pronouncing "sherbet" wrong his whole life.

Sabrina Conte is in the sphere talking about her dislike of Oktoberfest beers (much to the horror of Roche) and listening to Roche's review of the Atlanta beer scene. SPOILER: It's a bit bleak.

Roche's friend has to hit up a sperm bank and is surprised to learn how he is supposed to "get it done."

On the day Hugh Hefner passed, Roche goes back in time with his friend Whitney and wonder if living so long was worth it to Hef, if Playboy is still needed in the age of the internet, and what if there were live porn in old folks' homes. Wait, what?

Curtis, the music snob, enters the sphere and is forced to acknowledge that Collective Soul is the most influential rock band of all time. Or, he's just there to goof on Roche's love of The Soul. Either way, the both came away confused by a recent Collective Soul performance.

Curtis enters the sphere to discuss Roche's favorite songs this month and debate Jared Leto's place in mainstream society. You can listen to all the songs on the this month's countdown by becoming an All Access member of iHeartradio.

Roche gets to know D.C. United's new man, Russell Canouse. He'll put his German to the test, ask about a defensive midfielder's sizzle reel, and enlist his helping in getting Roche a blue check in his Twitter handle. They'll also decide whether Roche jumped the gun in getting Russell's name on the back of his jersey.

Roche is a D.C. United fan who works at DC101. Sebastian Salazar is a D.C. United fan who works at ESPN. Since they talk for a living, they decided to talk about #DCU instead the Sphere Of Roche. For free.

Roche typically enjoys when Klinger enters the sphere but not today. When your friend has braces, it's a major faux pas to eat an apple in front of him. Klinger don't give af about Roche's braces though.