Spider-Ban, Spider-Ban, Let’s impose a spider ban, Gorgeous webs, Too many eyes, Barely catching any flies, Look out, Here comes a Spider Ban! Ban all spiders!!!  This week we’re blessed by the presence of the deeply arachnophobic James Watts! Talking about: childhood spider therapy. Willem Dafoe human-sized goblin in the ceiling. Daddy Longlegs myths. Pranks. Barely-limbs baby (BLB). Susan Sarandon’s sexy spider voice. Nervously holding crinkle bags. Goth women. Babe vs. Charlotte’s Web. Nancy doesn’t (and has never known) what a diorama is. Bugboys. The demented mind of a stiltsman. The tragic figure that is Mr. Bean. Everything bad happens in Australia. Emelia doesn’t want to rigor mortis on the toilet and be pantsless in her coffin sitting up. 

Total Relaxation is a Hellgirl podcast.

Cover art: Ariana Sauder

Theme music: Voyeurism

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