Spike On The Mic

This our most important show in the entire existence of our most important, and “award deserving” shows. For this is the last one we are making in perhaps forever. Apparently, five hundred and five shows were all we had in us. Clearly we would have won that elusive award for our 206th show but now it will never be.

This episode of Spike on the Mic features a full crew of resistance fighters deciding things like “can we say ass?”, wether to walk from Miami to England, should we wear a diaper on the plane, and if it’s a good idea to smoosh cake into the face of your bride. It will all become clear.

This episode examines Patty Hearst, Mickey Mouse, Mars & Murray licking the walls and losing our diploma in a natural disaster, All that and we change the way we play “O.K. Boomer”

Spike and his resistance fighters discuss a multitude of topics including stealing thunder from a bride and groom at the reception, dragonfly rocket propulsion, Steve’s birthday, and the crew’s homework assignments. Spike recommends “Eden Lake”.

A reduced crew of resistance fighters joins Spike as he infantilizes us with topics like “The Dog Ate My Homework”, “Home Is Where The House Is”, and “Camping With Steve”. The crew all did their homework without any dogs eating their work.

For our 500th show we explore buying nothing, Mohammed Ali stealing the Mona Lisa and hiding it overnight in the Eiffel Tower, and how aliens use punctuation. You know… regular stuff.

Spike and four of his resistance fighters gather together to prove that preparation isn’t really all that necessary when it comes to the Spike On The Mic Show. We fake being prepared just as well as we prepare diligently.

This is Steve’s finest half a show. The first half anyway. Imagine changing your name in order to eat free at Subway, or filling your home with hydroponic pool noodles, or getting arrested for recycling the wrong trash, or getting fired for stopping thieves from stealing from your employer. Oh… and we have a new phone number.

A very special episode of Spike On The Mic celebrating “Drive-through Day”, “Cousins Day”, “Tequila Day”, and more. Steve shares his most interesting stories, and we discuss the possibility of re-attaching his head.

Spike and his resistance fighters gather on the fly rink to discuss what to do with our pineapple parts, what we’d do with a million pennies, Billie giving Chad the wind, and Steve firing a salvo from his boring Segway.