What happens when TV lies to you, Bigfoot rips your limbs off, and ESPN hires a TikTok star to save their network? You blast Poison on a boombox, throw on a karate gi, and spin-kick strangers in a diner (don't actually do that, btw).

In this episode, the saviors break down the stress of modern streaming (White Lotus, Landman, Cobra Kai), the nostalgia of forgotten shows (Sledgehammer), the new shows you must watch (Shōgun, Chief of War), and the absurd survival strategies we invent when culture gets too weird. From Sasquatch massacres to the AI hype crash, this one's a thruway to how media shapes our reality, lies to us, and then stresses us out. But at least we can laugh about it!

Chapters:

00:00:00 - CapCut chaos & cold open
00:01:33 - COV!D, the remix nobody wanted
00:03:27 - Daniel Day-Lewis and Method Acting
00:08:16 - Streaming wars: Chief of War, Shogun, Landman, White Lotus
00:12:02 - Bigfoot terror: Max Brooks’ Devolution
00:15:35 - The restaurant spin-kick survival plan
00:19:00 - 80s hairband boombox escape strategy
00:25:31 - Saved by the Bell vs. Sledgehammer nostalgia
00:29:56 - ESPN hires Katie Feeney (sports goes TikTok)
00:32:00 - Cleveland Browns stadium saga
00:35:05 - AI’s hype gap & enterprise reality check
00:41:50 - Campus swatting hoaxes & panic loops
00:52:55 - Guns, mental health & concealed carry
00:59:08 - Phones, ghosting & lost humanity
01:00:27 - Meeting at the mall in the 80s and 90s where “your word is your bond”

Other Topics We Hit On in Streaming Lies

• Why heartbreak makes the best albums.
• White Lotus characters = awful people, great TV.
• Nostalgia bombs: Borders Books, Walkmans, rotary phones.
• Old suits in sports media.
• Bigfoot isn’t your friend, he’s a killing machine.
• How AI sounds smart while saying nothing.
• Why ghosting killed your word

Saviors Of The Metaverse on Social Media:  TikTok | YouTube | X

Eric: X | KazSource

Jared: X | Nu Futurist

Produced by QuietLoud Studios

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