Hold on to your south nodes, this week we delve into Andy's astrological reading with da best astrologer, Nick Dagan Best. 

Meg misses out on her big break period piece and we mull over sending our dog to the hill.  

Ok the results are in, we’re boring and the universe is laughing at us.  It’s truly mid-brain content this week. Buckle up and prepare to neither learn nor do your homework.

This week, little did you know, we're actually mad at you, so you absolutely can't be mad at us. We discuss Alison Dubois, spiritual psychosis, our medium fun medium activities and our goals for 2025.

This week we discuss the reasons why you little freaks SHOULD NOT manifest this month. Don't even think about it. Right? Okay. 

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This week we cover a lot of primary school aged curriculum and discover how truly low IQ we are. There's a trip to the Spiritualist Union's Sunday service in there, but it's mainly a discussion about the sensory joys and misery of fully carpeted spaces. 

We're double dropping this week in more ways than one. We recap on the astrocartography feels in Japan, period dramas in the middle of Tokyo and our favourite TV show 'Sensing Murder'. 

In our most compelling audio-experience to date we discuss astro-cartography, or rather we read chunks of text from a website and tell you how places on the map have made us feel. 

Just incase you haven't had quite enough, we unpack our latest phone call with the ancient Egyptian priest, Ahtun Re. It's a whopper of an episode that begs the question: how are we still talking about this and why on earth are you still listening?

This week we discuss shamefully coming out as podcasters to our friends and family. We half heartedly try to summon the spook with a digital Ouija board (shout out GQ magazine for sponsoring the pod). We chat about what luxury purchases we would make with our new found fame and fortune. We continue to ask the big questions like why does aging backwards mean you look like a salamander? And should I stop masturbating?

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