Splittin’ Uprights

Wings, boobs, and Pooki popping off on Adam Gase?  Welcome back to the big show.

Drew and Sandy reflect on Project Restart, look ahead to the NBA's imminent return.  Early predictions for the 2020 NFL Top 100.  Pooki has suggestions for Washington's new uniforms.  Sandy laments the naitivety of Lou Williams' entourage and celebrates Jamal Adams leaving the AFC East.

Pooki teases a great sex story, hates the Redskins, and shows off his Rain Man-esque knowledge of random football stats. Drew dunks on an old friend, gives insight into Texas's decision regarding high school football, and mourns what has otherwise been a great year for Sheffield United.  MLS is Back approaches the knockout rounds, and a new segment is introduced!

"Because I will fill a hole all day, every day, and I'm ain't afraid of anybody but God...  Once I get on the field, I don't have any fear."

Drew and Sandy welcome former teammate and friend of the show Shane Steward to get his thoughts on UFC 251, linebackers, and share some of his favorite stories from his time at Hendrix.  The pride of Vilonia, Arkansas came out swinging and provided some great soundbites in what was easily one of our favorite episodes to record!  Needless to say, you would much rather meet this man on the podcast than meet him in the hole.

27:30 Shane fires shots at outside backers

The Redskins era is over.  (21:07)  

Sandy recaps UFC 251.  (43:30)  

The Prem enters into the home stretch with the last couple Champions League spots up for grabs while Villa, Bournemouth, Watford, and West Ham are in the fight for their lives.  (33:00)   

Drew breaks down the latest Madden 21 ratings, and Pooki believes Myles Garrett may have brought out the big gun during contract negotiations.

Drew and Sandy recount a particular horror story from the spring of 2017.  Pulisic and Pat Mahomes are in their bags.  The first couple of dominoes fall in college football.  Women breastfeeding men is an actual thing.

The boys sit down with Connors State freshman guard Brandon Taylor to discuss his high school career, his transition to college, and working out with some of the top talent in Texas.

Sandy recaps the week that was in world football and works with Drew to find the best American equivalent for Liverpool.

Sandy runs into a backwoods nudist and declares war on eSports.  Pooki returns from his weeklong vacation, and Drew is high on the new look Patriots with their new man under center!

23:00  Jackie Pham joins the show

48:30  Best sports boyfriends? w/ Jackie 

Jackie Pham makes her Splittin' Uprights debut to offer her insight into the question that is at the forefront of the world's collective conscience today: which position in football makes for the best boyfriend?  Several notable NFL players are exposed.  Matt LaFleur narrowly beats out Sean McVay for most attractive head coach in the NFL.

Drew is playing through the pain at work, and Sandy now understands the perks of dating a top-tier QB.  The crew addresses the most recent rumors concerning Pooki's employment status at Splittin' Uprights.

Drew breaks his toe but powers through to help everyone understand the current dilemma in the NBA.  Pooki details his upcoming trip to Florida.  Is it for business?  For pleasure?  We think you know.  Watch out for DNA spillage.  Sandy likens seeing Brady in a Bucs uniform to seeing an ex with a simp.