As they talk about season 2 episode 12 of PLL "Over My Dead Body", Hayley and Ashley decide that Wilden has slayed for once, as he whips out the iconic "did you miss me?" and we stan. We also welcome you to the (Josie and the Pussycat)Doll era as the pull-string dolls enter Rosewood. Hayley repeatedly refers to Ella as Ella Kyle Richards Montgomery as the girls discuss her ability to be a fantastic parent and teacher - and unfortunately for all of us, Spoburky imagine having a baby with a 6 pack and it is, dare we say, revolting????
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2.12: Spoburky’s Hypothetical Ripped Offspring

Call An Adult is an ode to the phenomenal teen television hit Pretty Little Liars, hosted by writers/comedians Ashley Apap and Hayley Tantau. Each episode they'll re-visit the beloved town of Rosewood and it's hot inhabitants, recapping the bizarre plotlines, commenting on the intense fashion choices, and celebrating their love for PLL.

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In this Itaiano Helliano of an episode, Hayley and Ashley step into the animatronic world of Rose E Ricotta as they recap episode 3 "Chapter Thirteen: Sweet Sixteen" of PLL Summer School. As always they salute the mums of the PLL-iverse, spill some SECRET hot goss, for some reason go through every Pizza Roll in existence (no one asked for this) and revel in the presence of a new barch (if you know, you know).

PLL Summer School: Episode 3 (Lump Scare)

It's time to crack open a can-of-beans-style soda and get your tatas out on the roof of a municipal building, because Ashley and Hayley are recapping episode 2 of PLL Summer School "Summer Lovin'". They decide that Jen is the Summer School equivalent of Detective Holbrook (sexy can I, more like sexy DID I), become Sandy Big Boob stans and release their inner swim fans as a new chapter in POOL-LL has begun.
 
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PLL Summer School: Episode 2 (Slay or be Slain)

We disrupt our regular recap schedule to bring your some JOURNALISM, because the new season of the Pretty Little Liars spinoff series is BACK with season 2, Summer School! In this episode, Ashley and Hayley recap episode 1, "Spookyspaghetti.com" and decide that Archie Waters is now and forever known as Arch Support. They also praise the criminal justice system (aka Imogen's bad-vibe detector) for not bringing Ezra Flopsgerald into another teenage girls life. SUMMER SCHOOL IS NOW IN SESSION! KELLY IS GOING FROM GOB TO GOD! LADY ROSE WATERS IS HERE TO COURT (kill) US ALL! HAZARH!
 
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PLL Summer School: Episode 1 (From Gob to God)

While recapping season 4 episode 4 of PLL "Face Time" Ashley and Hayley celebrate the existence of literal FaceTime (and laptops!) They also comment on the Hastings' Girls' Communal Coats (giving Sister AND Mother) and lose their minds over one of the biggest flops in Hanna Marin history (both tactically and fashion wise).
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4.4: FaceTime Existed!!!

While recapping season 4 episode 3 of PLL "Cat's Cradle", Hayley dubs Ash's gastroenterological woes as her "body be bubblin', as well as naming the mask man's manor as "Hector's House of Wax." And the line of the episode from Queen Ashley Marin makes absolutely everyone crave a chicken satay on a Sunday arvo.
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2.12: Spoburky’s Hypothetical Ripped Offspring

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