Spoilers’ Digest

In this episode of SPOILERS’ DIGEST- Vanessa and Joe meet some children and become the only connection these kids will ever have to the Creator when they become *dramatic pause* GODFATHERS! ...the movie is Godfather. Singular. Just one. Possibly THE Godfather. Like a specific one...

In this episode of SPOILERS’ DIGEST- Vanessa and Joe pull out the ol’ ten gallon hats, toss on those walkin’ boots, and head out... South? Noooorth-east..? West. Right on over to Coyote Ugly bar and saloon. Come watch them score a home run on this one. I think I’ve crossed my metaphors all up.

In this episode of SPOILERS’ DIGEST- Vanessa and Joe toss on their leotards, their leg warmers to keep those appendages from getting cold, dawn their headbands, hit the streets of Pittsburgh, and dump a bunch of water on themselves as they watch the 80s classic Flashdance. Joe should learn how steel is made...

In this episode of SPOILERS’ DIGEST- Vanessa and Joe hit the wide open road and join their best friends on a motorcycle road trip across the country in the 2007 Tim Allen midlife crisis flick Wild Hogs. Vanessa, you brought the sleeping bags, right?

In this episode of SPOILERS’ DIGEST- Vanessa and Joe hit the green for a little putterski on the fancy grass as they predict the plot of the 80s classic comedy Caddyshack. They’re going for a hole-in-one for sure, for sure!

In this episode of SPOILERS’ DIGEST- Vanessa and Joe take you down to the South Pole to experience that slick penguin life in Happy Feet. They got more than they bargained for.

In this episode of SPOILERS’ DIGEST- Vanessa puts her stick on the ice and scores some goals as she takes on the ‘92 Disney classic, The Mighty Ducks. She was cold on the one, but that’s ok because it’s best she doesn’t melt the ice. *Insert more ice puns here*

In this episode of SPOILERS’ DIGEST- Joe flies high as he takes on the true story of Pittsburgh native Michael Keaton’s adventures in the movie Birdman. He might find out that he “can’t handle the truth!” That’s a movie quote, right? Havne’t seen that one either. I know, shocker.

In this episode of SPOILERS’ DIGEST- our favorite hoppy Frodo, Vanessa, grabs her towel and heads to space in the 2005 Douglas Adams adaptation of the book of the same name, Hithhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. What can we say but “Don’t Panic.”

In this episode of SPOILERS’ DIGEST- Vanessa and Joe meet up on the musical beaches of summer to watch the American Idol inspired Kelly Clarkson movie From Justin to Kelly. They’ll be sandy for months! [Suggestion made by Holly Flanagan of the podcast Shelley Has Opinions]