The UK's brighest independent video games webite thrusts further into 2010 than Kratos in a snit.
God of War III gets its review on, as Final Fantasy XIII slips along. We look at Mac gaming and start up the Top SPOnG challenge of Miata/MX5 versus bandwidth and download.
Be warned, as well as discussing Lara Croft and the legalities of Activision versus the former-Infinity Ward bosses, we toss around some complex theories and a bunch of very, very bad language indeed.
Our hero this week: Malcolm Tucker.
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