Phat Dabs In The Morning

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the title alone should give you an idea of what today's sesh entails doesn't it??? with the nation's capital in tatters and no one feeling safe anywhere but in the hidden sesh village, now would be a good time to get some things in order. one of those things rhingis an episode we've never done and that is acknowledge the impact spongebob SquarePants has had on many a generation and their life. first and foremost let me make this clear if you smoke and say you don't watch spongebob you a flat out fucking lie. that's right we said you a muthafucking lie. this is one of the shows that being stoned is almost a prerequisite to enjoy it. I mean you can, but why would you do that? we have a smoke or three or four and we have a look over our favorite parts of this wonderful show from the characters to the music which is all bangers. name one bad SpongeBob song we will wait. no seriously go ahead and try it. we will wait right here. while you do that sweet victory will play in the background don't worry it bangs. we discuss why bikini bottoms residents may be in need of a sesh or two themselves because them niggas is the most crash out ready city I have ever seen. these fish are ready to throw them hands for anything. have you thought of a bad song yet?? go ahead and keep trying we still here. even in between that because we can't help ourselves we had to throw in some real shit for things that have been bothering us. you know what folks despite what social media may have you believe it is really not that hard out here for anyone to get with someone. we may not be the best to give some life changing advice but we promise you most of it was some shit you probably really needed to hear. these ai companions and fear of rejection and accepting that most things even relationships are a challenge. there are gonna be good times there are gonna be bad times but there is always a chance to make matters better if one you communicate like adults and two if you actually like the person you with. I get it it's lonely out there sometimes, but this settling for someone you really don't like or running the first sign of reality creeping in will not help the matter. there's love out there and there is someone for you just stop being afraid of it. even someone as jaded as your teller still believes he has one good romantic effort and relationship left in him. who that may be with is unknown even to myself yet I look forward to at least one day seeing if I got some love left in me. oh shit we talking about SpongeBob our bad. see how quickly we can get off subject??? better question have you found a bad song yet??? don't worry you got time. very little mind you but time. yet it was always fun to get the bowl mates and get the chance to enjoy something that has always been peak comedy for at least six seasons but wonderful for the smoke and silly shit and if you know your mates well enough in this day and age then you know that's what we here for. you should be here for that as well. figure that shit out yet??? it's okay we gonna give you a few more seconds. we got more of the silliness coming especially in these times. go ahead and grab your mates and don't be afraid to love because you will never get it right the first time. and your answer to our question in five, four, three, two.............

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#thistheshitweseshfor

#sweetvictorybitches

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#wecanguessitsspongebobandthatsokay

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Phat Dabs In The MorningBy Corey Starks