Cole is wary of the girl who's been knockin' down Isaiah's door; she's tiny and can't be trusted.  Jesse finally explains that queefs sound like tiny dinosaurs; my idiot father lit himself on fire in the living room when I was a teenager and it was awesome.  I make the most inappropriate comment on the show I've made to date and gallantly left it in.  More valiant and dogmatic stories to keep your blood pumping or boiling.