A Discount SPOOKYtime story! Happy Halloween!

(You can also read this story here.)

Discount Idea #63: Some people beat the living daylights out of a stranger. That is cruel. Instead, try beating the living daylights IN TO a stranger.

Next week‘s story: Toe Jamalama Fatalis. Subscribe so you can hear the long lost audio journal of a true P.O.S (Pioneer Of Science). 

About Discount Storytime:

Love humorous short stories?  Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story?

If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun! 

You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series instead of standalone short stories.) 

Music:
"Martians on the Lawn" by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by  Kurt Schick"

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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