To celebrate the reason for the season, we're going into the cornfield to read about sexy scarecrows (and pumpkinheads) and the ladies who love them. We read three holiday novellas: Hayseed, The Watcher and Burn For Jack to prep for whatever can happen this Halloween season!

Join us spooky bois as we discuss vegetalia (that's vegetable-based genitalia), a big city girl and her inexplicable disdain for pie, and the ways supernatural strawmen come to life for the women they love!

As always, we're talking explicit sex and parts.

Check out the books!
Hayseed
The Watcher
Burn For Jack

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Music Credits:
Intro/Outro