Sports, America’s favorite pastime. Gone are the days when backyard, sandlotters become local heroes. Now, millionaires get traded across the country and change their colors with no affiliation whatsoever, while beer prices keep rising for the fans. Who are these strangers that we’re rooting for and where did they come from? Join Mat & Veronique for their first round draft pick: the truth.

*Grumbles are specifically off-the-cuff, no research went into this grumble.

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