Dave is anti-cupcake, Nick is anti-pie, and Zach is anti-non-lickable-ice-cream.

Plus the top 15 Little Debbie snack cakes.

The guys rank the top 23 best soups.

Also: Nick rips the Rockies, Zach eats, and Dave introduces us to his old roommate Frank.

Dave puts peanuts in his peanut butter, Zach is 20 minutes late, and Nick's all in on Dogecoin.

The guys talk sports, seriously.

Also - Nick ranks the worst cheeses, Dave hangs out with a guy named Carburetor, and Zach doesn't know what Meryl Streep looks like.

Zach talks pockets, Nick shares his online dating profile, and Dave has a real dry mouth.

Dave starts his own game show, Nick tells a terrible hiking story, Zach mistakes Charles Darwin for Christopher Columbus.