Hot takes on Patrick Mahome's $475 million dollar deal! We've got your Major League Soccer Locks! Coach's Golf-Related Brush with Death...Plus, We Eat Candy: Zagnut Edition, BMOC has Mascot Takes All Day and the 2-minute Drill...

Major Lague Baseball is coming back for a 60 game season and we've got predictions and wild ass guesses...Cam Newton is a Patriot...what does it mean? BMOC tries a 5th Avenue bar and Maestro dominates at longshot trivia...What's the deal with soccer jersey sponsors? Did they cost Wolfsburg the Bundesliga title? Plus we've got Women's Professional Soccer League locks and the 2-minute drill...

06.16.20 We think big things are in store for Major League Soccer, plus we make our NHL and NBA tournament picks, talk Talladega, Dick Trickle, Bristol and NASCAR, Coach sets a new bar in making trivia unnecessarily complicated AND he breaks up with baseball in a totally healthy way. Plus the 2-minute drill.

06.10.20: Sports are (almost) back! We walk you through the latest MLB, NBA, NHL and MLS plans...plus, we review 'The Last Dance,' talk left-footed kickers and left-footed punters, plus a reflection on the soul-restoring magic of drinking beer in the garage...

05.20.20: A mini-podcast suddenly appears in the middle of our podcast, like a small blossom on a...nevermind. We're talking beer, beer slogans, craft beer, vinyl records and just a wee bit of sports at the end. If medium-level sports talk is too basic for you, this is episode for you!

We discuss MLB's proposed 82-game mini-season and put Coach on the spot: would he go to a game...plus, we select some of the greatest punchdancing songs of all time, engage in unnecessarily complicated Michael Jordan trivia and BMOC's got some beef with people at the grocery store. Plus: the time the Cavs took a ship to Detroit!

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05.06.20: We consider Don Shula's legacy and things get heated when we compare the '72 Dolphins vs. the '07 Pats...Maestro's Rocky IV review and a live unboxing of a pack of Rocky IV cards...Plus...BMOC tries 35-year-old gum and it doesn't go well...We manage to make undisputed heavyweight trivia unnecessarily complicated...a Hulu rant and the 2-minute drill.

04.29.20: NFL Draft recap...KJ Hill a 7th rounder?...Anti-Recommendations...Baseball Skippers who were catchers...and the living, breathing Outside Magazine issue guy checks in...plus good advice for hitting yourself over the head with a baking sheet...

We break down the first five picks in Thursday's NFL draft...plus we talk dry, dirty and vodka martinis and the elusive "Quarantini," speculate about our 40-yard dash times...engage in some MLB MVP UCT (Unecessarily Complicated Trivia), and in case you were wondering, nobody likes Roger Goodell. Still.

Pro Baseball is back (in China)! We pick the next 7 games in the Chinese Professional Baseball League (Go Monkeys!) 80's Sitcom Recommendations, Movie Franchises and Documentaries...plus unnecessarily complicated Bundesliga Baseball trivia, the XFL bankruptcy and more...