Jobs cutting into our personal time, color in movies, drag shows, celebrity breakups, porn theaters.

Asking the tough questions such as, who would sponsor us? What do colonoscopies feel like? Why do people hate the sound of chewing? Why does Christina squawk like a chicken when she laughs? Who would want a used bag of dildos? What kind of nasty board games could we create? 

Recorded and mixed by Bob Schaab

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Hanging out with our friend Cu! We had so much fun that we went on for too long and had to break it up into 2 episodes. Part 1 includes talking about Deep Throat, Flossing, fun McDonald's sammiches, and Hell.

Our COVID stories, RIP Meatloaf, Mr. Goodbar, selling foot pics! Attention-seeking behavior is the worst, and having fingers is great!

Ed Gein's furniture, curing what ails you, Millennial and the Boomer

Subway Jared is a POS, trying to open champagne, dick cookies.

Tiny martinis, Italians be Frenching, we went a long time without talking about poop in this one.

Costume shopping, Stavvy is beautiful, Michelle almost got scammed.

Rob Zombie haters, Michelle learns about ipecac, getting reincarnated as an undigested corn kernel.