Spring is in the air and it's been awhile since the crew updated you on life's goings on. Let's start with an alert on Kristen's use-dating-apps New Year's Resolution! Will anyone be surprised to hear she's changed strategies yet again? Has a recent vacation sparked Lume to reconsider his retirement? Is it time to bring back the "sex list" with summer on the horizon? Speaking of a comeback, is that alley oop's music? Lume gets in a ranting mood as he really doesn't understand friends gatekeeping their friends from dating each other. Lastly, a special PSA to all those that act SHOCKED when someone shoots their shot IRL after months of loaded DM-ing. And yes, if you think we might be talking about YOU, you right!!!!

QQH(40:06): We've got the latest Jerry Jones scandal involving a newly discovered daughter?! Then, Tinder is adding a new feature that the crew aren't that into. Some NBA fans only think they want the smoke till push comes to shove, like the kid Jusuf Nurkic recently confronted. Finally, the other CEO, Kim Kardashian, wants everybody to get off their @ss and work!