Squeaky Bum Time: An English Premier League Podcast

Squeaky Bum Time: An English Premier League Podcast

By Laurent CourtinesSportsSoccerFootball
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Squeaky Bum Time: An English Premier League Podcast episodes

  • Episode #131 - Come For Lukaku Analysis, Stay For The Phallic References

    In Episode #131 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent set a new personal record for dick jokes in an hour-long show! And okay fine, we mix in some football discussion in between:

    • Thomas Tuchel drops Romelu Lukaku for Chelsea's big clash with Liverpool, and find their way back from two goals down to earn a draw
    • Arsenal are "unlucky" to be beaten late by Manchester City, despite only having 28% possession. Narratives can be deceiving, friends!
    • Manchester United get played off the park at Old Trafford by Wolves in a shocking 1-0 loss
    • Tottenham Hotspur survive Watford with Sanchez world tour revival
    • West Ham get off the schneid 2-3 (on the schneid?) in a thriller vs Palace (without Gallagher - sad.)
    • Everton's despite DCL, Allan and Doucoure returning get got as Brighton take all 3 points at Goodison Park
    • Brentford continue their dominance from the Championship over Aston Villa with Gerrard facing his first bumpy patch


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    Part of the Chop Sports Media Network!

    57 min
  • Episode #130 - Liverpool, Chelsea give up, say Manchester City won the league. Rangnick rights Manchester United's ship.

    In Episode #130 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike is out, but Laurent gives his breakdown of midseason players of the season and rants about the German Whingebag coaches in Tuchel and Klopp

    • Laurent's Beloved Brighton and Hove Albion get a convincing draw at Stamford Bridge on a Danny Welbeck extra-time header.
    • City toy with Brentford, don't really get out of gear in a 0-1 win at the Community Stadium to go 9 points clear of Liverpool, who have a game in hand.
    • Manchester United show some muscle in a 3-1 win over the VERY well rested Burnley


    Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod), and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date!

    Part of the Chop Sports Media Network!

    38 min
  • Episode #129 - Liverpool 0-1 Leicester reactions and the Premier League Boxing Day Fixture Review

    In Episode #129 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent catch you up on all the matches over the last four days, including Leicester's dramatic victory over Liverpool earlier today. Also:

    • Manchester City put six past Leicester, despite almost blowing a four-goal lead!
    • All of a sudden, Chelsea are even on points with Liverpool for second place
    • Arsenal feeling confident at the turn of the year, but a tough road lies ahead in January
    • West Ham batter Watford to get back on track
    • Tottenham struggle to grab points against Southampton despite yet another opponent's red card


    Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date!

    Part of the Chop Sports Media Network!

    57 min
  • Episode #128 - Saving Salernitana, Carabao Cup Review and Boxing Day Preview

    In Episode #128 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent discuss their plan to buy a team! Can they save Mike's beloved Salernitana from midseason relegation from Serie A? Also:

    • Carabao Cup fixtures: Tottenham beat West Ham, Anfield rescues Liverpool against Leicester in penalties, Arsenal floor Sunderland, Chelsea's loan army rejects get past Brentford.
    • Boxing Day previews: Manchester City take on Leicester City, after they sell Ferran Torres to Barcelona, Manchester United are finally back in action against Newcastle, Tottenham host Crystal Palace
    • Thanks to everyone for listening and thank you to our friends at CHOP Sports and FanHub for a tremendous year. We hope you all have a merry and safe Christmas!


    Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date!

    Part of the Chop Sports Media Network!

    53 min
  • Episode #127 - Spare Us The VAR Talk: Tottenham-Liverpool, Game of the Season!

    In Episode #127 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent go in on the narrative around games being focused on refereeing decisions and not on the matches themselves. Tottenham and Liverpool play an incredible 2-2 draw and we're talking about ref's and VAR? WHAT ARE WE DOING?

    • Tottenham batter Liverpool, unlucky to only get a point. Who saw THAT coming?!
    • Andy Robertson with a Gordie Howe Hat Trick! In the Premier League!
    • Diogo Jota steps up in a rare game where Mo Salah goes missing thanks to... Ryan Sessegnon?!
    • Harry Kane, Heung-Min Son, Dele Alli combine for five big chances missed. Mike might have an ulcer
    • Chelsea sputter again. This time in a 0-0 draw with Wolves. Larg has Wolves as one of the best defenses in the league.
    • Arsenal join in on the Leeds pile on by beating them 4-1 at the Emirates. Has Arteta has found his Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang replacement in Gabriel Martinelli?
    • Manchester City are the Albert Pujols of Football. A machine, metronomic and a destructive force taking down Newcastle United 0-4


    Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date!

    Part of the Chop Sports Media Network!

    1 hr
  • Episode #126 - The Premier League's Very COVID Christmas

    In Episode #126, Mike and Laurent lament the growing number of recently postponed matches in the Premier League, and discuss how England is handling things in relation to some of the American sports leagues. Remember: it's not about sides for more than 90 minutes at a time, friends.

    Also, in the games that did take place:

    • Chelsea drop points again, at home to Everton
    • Man City thrash Leeds, Liverpool keeps pace with come-from-behind victory over Newcastle
    • West Ham show us who they really are against Arsenal, maybe now we'll all listen?
    • Looking ahead to another abbreviated matchweek, headlined by Tottenham hosting Liverpool
    • A roundup of the remaining results: Norwich 0-2 Aston Villa, Brighton 0-1 Wolves & Crystal Palace 2-2 Southampton
    • Laurent cries over wonderful career of Sergio Aguero after the he announced his retirement. We wonder about COVID vax issues?


    Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date!

    Part of the Chop Sports Media Network!

    56 min
  • Episode #125 - Penalty Bonanza and a Champions League Draw Drama

    In Episode #125 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent discuss the conspiracy theories that followed a penalty bonanza for Manchester United, Manchester City, Chelsea and Liverpool. Also:

    • Madness ensues at the Champions League Round of 16 Draw... LIVE ON TELEVISION!
    • We celebrate the big CHOP Sports milestone, and give love to Russ and our friends at FanHub, which you should absolutely download right now! More fun stuff to come soon!
    • Festive fixtures continue! Tottenham travel to Leicester, Arsenal host West Ham in yet another measuring stick match for the Gunners


    Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date!

    Part of the Chop Sports Media Network!

    54 min
  • Episode #124 - Gerrard Returns to Liverpool, Champions League Group Stage Round-Up

    In Episode #124 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, we discuss how the Champions League group stage shook out, including all four English teams qualifying for the Round of 16. Also:

    • Barcelona fall to Europa League for the first time since 2001!
    • Chelsea draw at Zenit St. Petersburg, drop the top spot to Juventus
    • COVID hits Tottenham hard, two games postponed


    Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date!

    Part of the Chop Sports Media Network!

    49 min
  • Episode #123 - West Ham Shock Chelsea, Origi At the Death For Liverpool

    In Episode #123 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast we celebrate Laurent's birthday by making a handful of World War II German jokes that will probably upset you if you have no joy in your life. Also:

    • Chelsea finally regress to the mean in a 3-2 loss to West Ham we sort of have been waiting for, but the Hammers take the points and stay in a Champions League spot!
    • Ralf Rangnick's impressive Manchester United debut ends with a 1-0 victory over Crystal Palace. With a seemingly-competent coach, are they the favorite for fourth place?
    • Liverpool do what champions do: find a way to win, even when they're not at their best. Divock Origi snatches the points late to break Wolves' hearts at the Molineux
    • Tottenham win 3-0 v Norwich City, and somehow it was still ugly. But there are signs that the ship is turning around.
    • Manchester City ho-hum completely dismantle Watford
    • Newcastle United get off the schneid versus Burnley in a 1-0 victory
    • Steven Gerrard's Aston Villa, play like Lions and get all 3 points versus Rodgers Leicester City 2-1


    Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date!

    Part of the Chop Sports Media Network!

    And Fan-hub.com

    53 min
  • Episode #122 - Cristiano's Brace Pushes Man United Past Arsenal

    In Episode #122 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike is back from his brief college football-fueled hiatus! Manchester United win a back-and-forth affair at Old Trafford against Arsenal and all of a sudden are right back in the top four race!

    Also:

    • Manchester United's big win over Arsenal featuring Cristiano Ronaldo's milestone 800 and 801st goals in front of new manager Ralf Rangnick
    • Bernardo Silva finishes off a tremendous counter-attack to help Manchester City to a big away win 1-2 over Aston Villa
    • Tottenham easily handle Brentford at home, are Thomas Frank and the Bees turning back into pumpkins?
    • Liverpool's total annihilation of Everton in the Merseyside Derby and what it may mean for Rafa Benitez's future with the Toffees. Should he swap with Eddie Howe?
    • Chelsea's 2-1 win over Watford at Vicarage Road
    • And a round up of the remaining results: West Ham 1-1 Brighton, Southampton 2-2 Leicester, Newcastle 1-1 Norwich, Wolves 0-0 Burnley, Leeds 1-0 Crystal Palace


    Follow us on Twitter (@SqueakyBum_Pod), Instagram (@SqueakyBumTimePod) and Facebook (Squeaky Bum Time Podcast) to stay up to date!

    Part of the Chop Sports Media Network!

    55 min

About Squeaky Bum Time: An English Premier League Podcast

From the publisher's feed

Laurent Courtines is your host. He loves football and talks nonsense about things that make most people uncomfortable.