This week, the Wrong Boys embark on a quest to map the territory of maps. They gaze at the American Political Landscape, stop off at the Free Market of Ideas, and glimpse a Wiki Site that collects all arguments.

They end up stranded in Neil Degrasse Tyson's Rationalia, where Shawn gets weirdly defensive, and weighed down by the weight of too many bits, he and Aaron have to eat each other to survive.

Is consumerism destroying the planet and pillaging our souls? Or is anti-consumerism just a pleasure shaming sort of paternalism best left in the dustbin of history? The Wrong Boys head to the only place they can really get to the bottom of this age old question -- The Mall!