Finally Seagal gets to live out every single one of his weeb fantasies to the fullest. In a script just barely legally distinct from The Yakuza (1974), we follow CIA Agent Travis Hunter: a man who knows Japan better than any Japanese person, despite seemingly not recognizing mall food court sushi.

I dunno, this movie is just so... yeah... it's something or other. We spend a surprisingly large amount of time discussing the various language dubs of the 2005 documentary March of the Penguins.

Here's an Imgur album for screenshots we reference.

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