In our shortest episode in a long time, we talk about a movie which has a casino robbery, a prison break, a car chase through the streets of Las Vegas, magical visions, and possibly a vampire, but somehow still manages to be unbelievably unoriginal. Join us to find out how Seagal pulled off the impossible: sucking the fun out of what should be a great time. It is his true superpower.

Edited by Aaron.

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Disclaimer: We do not endorse Steven Seagal nor any of the heinous acts of which he is accused. We do not wish to boost his career, finances, or ego; we just aim to talk about his many very, very bad movies.