In this hella patriotic episode of the STAB! show, lifted host Jesse Jones welcomes a rugged, top of its class panel of Jack Marie, Leo Antolin & Christy to share their three COOCs, nine items on the break room Bulletin Board of bullies, craigslist postings for a book club that reviews 80s porn magazines, promoting new “Lose Money Slow” seminars, & a mismatch set of cookware, plates, bowls, glasses and what not collected over several failed relationships, descriptions of new drugs, Fop Drops, Buff Uncles & Mundane Mushrooms, and pitches for new businesses including public image rehabilitation to the Old Gods, CPR training workshops to dolphins, & a Sour Apple flavor sales rep trying to branch out from the world of candy flavoring.