In this concept proving episode of the STAB! show, absolute moron and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of writers of nonsense, Nick Coleman, Gigi McGill, & Gilbert Gonzalez to share their three takes on MOMA, pick-up lines to and from a new set of tires, Spring in Sacramento, & a just okay Chicken Parm, recipes for someone who always takes the stairs at work, a Cyber Truck owner, & someone who picks up a hobby, gets really into it for three weeks, then drops it for something else with the same amount of passion, reviews of things including a TripAdvisor review of trying to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, a Yelp review of a fine dining restaurant that you’re pretty sure is just selling dog food, & an Amazon review of human feet that were accidentally purchased by a duck, and rundowns of podcasts including a podcast in the world of White Lotus, a podcast hosted by a red light camera and a fake puddle of rubber novelty vomit, & a podcast titled, “Squirt, Squirt!”.