In this familiar, fatty episode of the STAB! show, udderly capable host Jesse Jones welcomes a freshly churned panel of Emma Haney, Cierra Ramirez, & Joe-Joe Louis to share their three CCRIs, new Greeting Cards for “Happy Dissociation”, “Sorry You Had to Pull Out The Fat Clothes Again”, & “Get Fucked Soon”, craigslist postings for selling a Saturday morning fishing trip where you play the part of the purchaser’s Dad and tell them at least once during the outing that you’re proud of them, reselling your tickets to the “Electric Butter Party”, & offering seats on your cruise along the edge of the flat Earth, descriptions of new drugs, The Kraft, Wimp-Its, & Big Whoops, and descriptions of new businesses including a finishing school for sleep paralysis demons, a carbon neutral carnival, & a line of muscle tees for dorks.