In this aggressively light hearted episode of the STAB! show, mirth bomber and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of anarcho-jokesters Bernie Baktashian, & Daniel Kessenich to share their two takes on HRDC, six topical haiku about the first week and a half of 2026, campaign speeches for a sandwich bag full of googly eyes running for a position in an anarchist’s messenger bag, & a t-shirt quilt running for the position of throw blanket in a new couple’s living room, explanations of things including explaining phat beats to a chubby turnip, & snorkeling to a house cat, and descriptions of podcasts including a podcast hosted by the contents of a medicine cabinet, & a podcast titled “Wishful Stinkin’”.