In this first thought theater episode of the STAB! show, top of mind host Jesse Jones welcomes an impulsive panel of Connor Martin, Mikhail Chernyavky, & Brett Stults to share their three TNCCs, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters EDUOBML, KUDOLIA, & ARPMUCE, campaign speeches from a magic eight ball running for the position of Chief Financial Officer of a struggling college student, a spooky, Halloween sound effect CD vying for a spot in the 10 sleeve CD wallet in someone's 1996 Toyota Tercel, & a strip of non-winning raffle tickets and a napkin from the first date with your most recent ex, vying to remain in a tub in your storage unit, dating profiles for he grease trap of an overworked food truck, the drink specials menu at Chili's, & a mischievous diaper bag, and rundowns of podcasts, including a podcast from a world where aliens landed on earth just a week ago, a podcast hosted by a backyard full of yappy dogs, & a podcast titled “Mop Up Time with Beans and the Wenis”.