In this bountiful broadcast of bawdy buffoonery, braggadocious barker Jesse Jones beckons a bright, boisterous board of Sam Sellers, Lindsey Nakano, & Grant Potter to share their three VMEs, pick-up lines to and from a bashful pterodactyl, the clearance section in Safeway, & a jetski, craigslist postings for spots in your monthly “Compliment Circle”, your Big Bulging Bags of Beautiful Breathtaking Blintzes, & naming rights to your orifices, dating profiles for someone who has absolutely covered the back of their vehicle in bumper stickers, just some regular person on an inter-galactic dating site, & a hardboiled egg, and tourism guides for Home-brew-lahoma, Loosey-goosey-ton, & Mussel Beach.