In this active, descriptive episode of the STAB! show, handle pumper and host Jesse Jones welcomes a capable, highly trained panel of Cierra Ramirez, Abbey Hagen, & Jack Marie to share their three ISTMs, bootlegs of Super Mario Brothers, Grand Theft Auto, & Stardew Valley, campaign speeches for a rustic covered bridge running for sheriff of ol’ Peaceful Grove on a zero tolerance charming and picturesque platform, a mason jar full of wasps running for playground safety inspector, & a twin size box spring dropped off by the apartment complex dumpster running for another term in someone else’s unit, dating profiles for someone who thinks sour cream is spicy, an axolotl, & a deck of novelty adult playing cards, and descriptions of small businesses, including a stunt driving school for the elderly, a chain of soft serve ice cream parlors that specialize in savory flavors, & a Mom & Pop assassin network.