|+| Episode 4: We’re Going to The Moon

|+| BREAKING DOWN SOME SEXY ASS NAMES: 
Ryan came in with the hard hitting topic of the week amongst many other things. Long name, short name, your name? Do we think you have a sexy ass name? Jake took forever to answer this f’in question. Sticking with the SEXY theme. The boys are making a sexy calendar. Yes. You read that correctly. A. Sexy. Calendar. Please don’t rush us on this process this was just announced a few days ago and the new year is a month in so we have 11 months to get this done. If you want you’re Uncalled Four Kings sexy content please subscribe to our only fans. DM for link. 

INTERN HIRED: 
The rumors are true we have hired an intern. His name is Intern Josh and he ordered us pizza but they delivered a personal pizza not a Large. Not sure who to blame on that one but overall after week 1 he is graded at a B+.  

STACY ANN FERGUSON: 
Who tf is that you may ask? She’s only one of the greatest songbirds of our generation and this is how she got discovered. Dom writes her rise to fame story and Nick reads it as it was intended to be read just beautifully. 

THE MOON: 
Yes its in the sky. Is it made of cheese? That is an unsolved mystery we will soon be able to solve because the boys are going soon with the way they have been up in the stock market as of late. $GME $AMC $DOGE. Things are looking up! So grab your favorite spacesuit and we’ll be around to pick you up on our way to the moon. Trust us we’ve been in the stock market game for about 144 hours. 

DISCLAIMER: 
If you think we beeped your name out please do not be offended. We did it for comedic purposes and meant no harm in such way. This is Dominic writing this description. I have no beef with any of you or want any for that matter! This also goes for any other joke that was said we did not set out to offend said soul or group of people! 

One of the best episodes yet. 

Happy Groundhog Day 

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