The Uncalled Four Podcast

It's been a long time coming.

The boys are finally here to end out a beautiful season of nonsense.

Ryan couldn't be with us again this week.
He's a busy man.
But Nick, Jake, and Dom do their best to fill the Ryan-sized hole in the season finale.

The three amigos spend some time collecting their thoughts on the past season.

They also reminisce on some fond memories of childhood, and Dom wishes he had a brother to grow up with. Sorry, Mia.

Jake warns the other two of their possible career-endangering actions as the hosts of a slightly politically-incorrect podcast.

Uncalled Four's first ever guest appears towards the end of the season's longest episode.
Boy is he a charmer! (We love you, Alex.)

Dom gives the audience something to look forward to soon as Nick gets ready to read the next thrilling installment in story time.

And finally, thank you to all the Puckers who've stayed with us this long. Without you, we wouldn't have the motivation to come back every week (except this time, since we took 2 weeks off.)

Take care of yourselves while we're gone. We'll see ya soon.

Love, 
The Uncalled Four Kings
And JP

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Ryan is MIA this week.
Prepare for a the worst threesome of your life.

As per usual, Dom is a drunk menace and Jake has to clean up after him.
He also has the sudden realization that the podcast is no longer as sacred as he once thought it was.
And he hates the Met Gala.

The boys also take a trip down memory lane.
Remembering fond times... like Vine! Or when the Balloon Boy went missing!

Nick has yet another hypothetical question for the fellas.
And yes, it involves animals.

Social media kings are discussed.
Twitter Jack, Myspace Tom, and Facebook Mark all walk into a bar.

The Traveling Three Hall of Fame is officially established.
Think you and your two merry pals are worthy of being inducted?
DM us.

And to close it out this week, Uncalled Four's very own Nick has an important and heart-felt message. Remember, if you're going through some rough times, you are not alone. Don't hesitate to reach out.

We love you, Puckers. <3

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The boys continue their conversation from last week.

Warning! 
Dom is a human alarm clock.
Please don't spend the night with him... 
as if we had to say it again.

Nick recounts his traumatic run-in with a dog during one of his deliveries.
Apparently the series of crimes wasn't enough.

Jake is a fiend for Shake Shack.
He'll eat himself sick for a burger and some shake, baby.

The gang gets hypothetical with it this week.

Nick borrows a dumb question from reddit.
What horse-sized animal would you ride into battle?

Dom borrows a dumb question from his brain.
Would you rescue your buds for 29 million dollars?

Ventriloquists, slugs, hostages, The Queen, and so much more.

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The boys are back in town.

After an exciting week away in the beautiful state of Tennessee, the gang is finally reunited.
You can tell they really missed each other, too.

Ryan, Dom, and Jake have a few good tales to tell about their tenure in Nashville.

Dom spent an inappropriate amount of money on a cowboy hat, but he's not really sure how to wear it in the car.
(Dom is also a white whore.)

Jake went for an adventure by himself on a rented scooter.
For 2 hours. 
Who knows what he was really up to that whole time...?

Also, Jake realizes that he never wants to share a bed with Dom ever again.
Dom just wanted some snuggles.

Meanwhile at home, Nick was an eyewitness to several crimes.
Car accidents, fires, shootings...
Nicky First-Responder, am I right, guys?

Oh, and it's confirmed: Ryan is the best-looking podcaster this side of the Mississippi.

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Technical difficulties...
Almost 30 episodes in and we still don't know what we're doing. 
Who could have predicted this?

The Jake lore goes deeper.
He's a man of mystery. No one is really sure if anything he ever says is facts.

"Shots shots shots shots shots"
-Lil Jon

The boys have finally perfected Mommy's Milk.
They also discuss their new favorite drink: Mommy's Surprise!
And a special little shout-out to The Panty Dropper.

Dom fails with yet another lady. Will he ever get it right? 
His parents hope so. Maybe one day.
But he does have some good bar stories this week around.

Uncalled Four's biggest fan is alive and well, and the gang received an exciting update on his status.

Also, don't be afraid to speak up for yourself. You might just save $200.

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Who's down for a lovely, relaxing podcast vibe?

The boys open things up with a new and improved intro provided by our very own beautiful boy, Ryan.

JP hops on the mic this week to give his superior thoughts and opinions... but mostly just to keep Ryan's mic warm while he's in the lake.

 As the title would suggest, we have a smashing segment talking about America's favorite soccer-practice-transportation vehicle: the minivan.

Ryan finally shows up just in time to talk about shitty food service.

Jake reveals his top-secret recipe for Mommy's Milk ©.

Also, did you guys see that new Spider-Man trailer? Everyone else did.
And if you didn't, Nick and JP let you know why it was so radical.

Oh, and balls.

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We're back for another beautiful week full of babes, boys, and beats; both bad and brilliant.

Congrats to Nick and Ryan for doing their first ever zombies easter egg. 
They couldn't have done it without the incredible skill of JP (and I guess Evan, too.)

Nick realized he goes to a lot of weddings. There must be something in the air when he's around... no wonder the birds are dying.

Speaking of Nick, where did the term "nickname" originate? And why are they so fun to give to people? Dom can only call people by their nickname, apparently.

This week we also find out that NASA listens to Uncalled Four.
Not really THAT shocking, is it?

Also, how many people do you need for an orgy?
If you're Jake, probably just two somehow.

Halloween is approaching faster than we realize, and the boys need to start planning their costumes now. 

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Dumps, Tenace, and Mama debate the age-old question while they wait for Papa to get home.
Also, learn where to send your fan-mail! Or maybe not... we probably shouldn't give out our address like that...

This week, the first 20 minutes of Uncalled Four turn into a movie-reviewing podcast.
Hot takes and unwelcomed opinions aplenty.
The boys also apparently think every curly-haired kid is the same person.

Do you have a nickname? If so, do you remember why you have it or where you got it?
For the four amigos, they just come naturally. It's all a part of the experience.

Jake inspires a bartender to create a new shot.
He probably won't get any credit for it. 

Dom took a mysterious trip, and no one is really sure why.
He got massaged by his sister and ate 60 dollars worth of butter.
Hear him explain his activities in this week's episode!

Also, the bachelors are getting boo'd up, and Dom is depressed about it.
Will things ever be the same?

Find out all this and more!

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What has two thumbs and no regard for his own personal health or safety?
If you said Jake, or Nick, or really any of the Uncalled Four boys: you'd be correct. But mostly Jake. The man gives zero fucks.

Dom also goes toe-to-toe with his mightiest foe yet... a drunk, 20-something-year-old girl with a bad attitude. 

The gang feature their first ever call-in!
Hear a big fan of the podcast give his hot takes from the comfort of his toilet.

Ryan recalls the baddest beat he's had in a long, long time. Maybe even the worst beat ever?
He got **** last night. Yeah. That bad.

And will Nick ever be done with his stupid-ass hypothetical questions?
This dude. Sheesh.

Catch all this and much more in today's episode.

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You won't believe what Jake's special talent is. And no, it's not picking up babes at the bar.

Everyone discusses their favorite movies, and Ryan gushes over his favorite actor.

The artists formerly known as Nick and Dom officially have new nicknames.

Also on the menu for today, Jake and Dom construct the ultimate fib while Ryan goes home with a stranger. Nick was at home like a loser.

Jake pulls off the impossible with non-stop heckling from the crowd.

And to close it all out, Dom tells the whole world about his big idea. No patents pending, so go crazy, I guess.

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