Porn “R” Us 

NICKS BIRTHDAY 
The birthday bash anyone would want! Did we go crazy? yes. Pictures to prove it?  yes again. Was Jake reborn? sadly yes. 
Audio from the night of! Car ride back to the Uncalled Four Studio captured. (Apologies for the poor audio quality on some parts of this segment)

ONLY FANS 
This topic always seems to sneak its way into an episode and it basically became the whole episode. Is there something wrong with that? Most definitely! But listen to see how far we’d “go”. 

MORE TO COME THIS WEEK? 
Potentially...but then again maybe not who knows...I do honestly. 

|+| Women? Yes. 

DARK CONVO (BREATHE) 
Everyone just breathe....2 minuets in and it  starts a little dark ngl. I don’t know what to say besides its unscripted and unrated and its just the name of the game. We are not a threat I promise. 

SOMMER RAY IN THE DM’S
Yes. She did slide in. But who’s tho? 

JAKE & DOM ARE TIGHT
A bond that shall not and cannot be broken. Seems pretty legit if you ask me 

MASSEUSE BEATING ASS
Massage turned porno? Ryan almost went there and as in went there I mean the type of stuff you see on your iPhone or android. 

BEACH BOYS
Beach tales from the boys and the ocean floor is no ones friend. 

WE DONT LOVE YOU WITH ALL DUE RESPECT (at least Dom doesn’t) 
Listen and you’ll understand 

S/O KOITUS WAGNER 
@KurtWasTaken on twitter
Currently the leader in the clubhouse as the #1 Pucker. Ultimate friend of the show delivered us a gift that every elementary school across the U.S should have. 

Twitter: @Uncalled4Kings 

MERCH! MERCH! MERCH! 
Link:
Uncalledfourkings.com 

Episode 9: Food for Thot

One food for the rest of your life? Whats the move? Jake the simple man he is doesn’t go outside the box on this one!  P.S no thots were harmed during this recording 

NICKS BODY IS A WONDERLAND 
Nick may or may not be an abuser of over the counter drugs. His kidneys and liver are damaged beyond repair and I don’t believe he will make it to 25

IMAX & CLIMAX UPDATE:
Update: We’re still working on it 

MAN V. WILD 
You’re local tiger, bear and silver back gorilla call you out...who are you fighting? Not to the death per say just till we feel comfortable calling the fight when it starts to get out of hand 

MADDEN LEAGUE 
A little insight into our personal life that is our madden league 

1 HOUR +
Yes this is our longest episode how’d you know? A lot of thicc and rich conversation that’ll work the head, brain and mind! 

Twitter: @Uncaleld4kings 

Just a little something to send the Puckers into the weekend with! Not an official episode but we worked overtime for YOU this week! Enjoy babes!! 

|+| Episode 8: Drinking Buddies 

SATURDAY WAS FOR THE BOYS
What felt like a week, lasted one lone Saturday night. I don’t even know where to start or where to even begin to breaking this down but 3/4 of the uncalled four gang we’re taken away to a secret place (s/o pocketful of sunshine) called Barfly and the night was something else. Yes a majority of this episode is based around this night but it was f**kin worth it. 

UFC M v W 
Think...just think what the M and W stands for...now we’ve made it this far I ask you not to react how one could easily take this  out of context. I only ask for you to listen and then hate on us! 

GUY & GIRL  BEST FRIENDS FOREVER 
What many find to be an urban legend like Bigfoot and Leprechauns one of us seemed to have discovered the answer to the age old question... 

FIRST DATE
I’m gonna cut to the chase, baby you and me we going on a date that’s the end of story! Where we going? What’s the prime spot for a first date these days and are you sucking toes? 

ZOO LOVE 
Is it unethical to love a zoo? Probably yes but the animals are so cool! Lions, tigers, bears, giraffes and so much more! What’s not to love? Okay we get that but it’s still kinda cool

This is a fun episode! 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY REBEL WILSON
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DR SEUSS
HAPPY WORLD COMPLIMENT DAY
 

NEW MERCH LINK
This link simple and straight to the point...GO BUY BABY!!!
Uncalledfourkings.com 

DRINK UP PUCKERS
The new unofficial but pretty much official drink of the pod. THE CLIMAX! This hefty beverage will satisfy any man or woman after a long day at the office! If you’re going out with friends we definitely recommend pounding a few of these for as they go down like water! So easy a child can make it! Drink tf up!

SCHOLARS V. NINIIES
Lets just be honest...Jake and Ryan are educated past high school. Nick and Dom are simply not, sometimes it can get a little heated in conversations over certain topics. Nothing too serious but it really just shows sometimes the difference in how different our brains work from one another! 

READY TO PARTY
The boys want to get out and vibe in the city again! Covid can F**k off and so can this MF treacherous weather! In due time the town will ours and the liquid courage shall flow through our veins once again!

HANDSOME IS HANDSOME
We recognize handsomeness...

NOODLE CHEESE, NOODLE CHEESE
I don’t even know how to summarize this conversation but it’ll make sense when you listen...trust me! 

DISCLAIMER: 
Hope everyone has a great day today and enjoys this weeks episode...we didn’t get too controversial this week, so I probably didn’t need to put a disclaimer in but I’m used to it at this point. We beeped names nothing new here and we say a few unpolitical correct things but it is what it is!! LOCK TF IS GO TIME!

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ANOTHER GREAT EPISODE!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSH GAD 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMILY BLUNT
HAPPY NATIONAL CHIP AND DIP DAY  

|+| Episode 6: The Virgin Gary

BUSINESS BITCH 
Ryan treated the boys to 500 business cards and if you live in Northeast Ohio you are most likely going to get sick of seeing our logo everywhere you go...because we are going to be planting these things everywhere we go!!

THE VIRGIN GARY
We have a good friend Gary (wont say last name) but you know who you are! THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU GARY THIS IS ABOUT A RANDOM GARY! This story follows a young man and his adventurous night out with an older woman who may or may not have shown him the ropes around the bedroom and her pussy.

MRS. S*****L
Can’t get Ryan’s Walnuts out of her mind! Thats it...that’s the headline

MIDDLE SCHOOL SHENANIGANS:
I don’t know where to start with this one...There’s no sugarcoating what happened here so i guess I’ll come out and just say it. Dom sneezed on the handicapped kid in middle school. Unintentionally of course but it still happened. You may be thinking how is it possible this story is making it to airwaves of your Spotify and Apple Podcast accounts. Well...we’re short on content for this week so we had almost no choice and we stand by our word! UNSCRIPTED  and UNRATED content its who we are and what were about! It’s the name of the game for us! More beeps in this segment than singles in an Atlanta Strip Club!!

NICK THE RAPPER
A career that came and gone in a span of 3 hours for this young man...a dream he barely got to fulfill...I’m no teardrop specialist but this one really got to Nick’s core... 

DISCLAIMER: 
3 straight weeks of “disclaimer” chapter. I think you should expect it at this point...its who we are, it what’s we do. It’s all love around here people, we’re pretty simple men...nothing too complex about this group over here. Sometimes we get carried away with the vocab and innuendos...we definitely are not a politically correct group of cats either and we’re okay with that! We did beep our some names again if you think we beeped you out...then at this point you should be honored cause its an elite list to be on! We’re not here to start beef! 

This is a fun episode! 

Happy Birthday The Weeknd 
Happy Birthday Elizabeth Olsen 
Happy National Pancake Day 

|+| Episode 5: The Book of Chives 

|+| RYAN’S TESTIES: This guy is just built different. As a young child growing up in the suburbs of Florida young ry experienced something no man at any stage of life should have to go through and that is a traumatizing testicle twisting incident. Was it self inflicted or was there a hit put out on this young king?! 

|+| NOT YOUR AVERAGE SWIMMING POOL: We’re not talking about your local YMCA swimming pool, or that cool friend everyone has with the dope ass in ground pool, nor thy water park  where the kids and disturbed adults taint said water. We’re talking about the Olympic size mother f*****s... but there’s a catch to jumping in this “water”. I can only type so much without giving the segment away so go listen whore. 

|+| COMING SOON TO THEATERS: But not really...coming soon tho! IMAX & Climax has been green light and will adapted into a short film this coming year! No official release date yet but Dom’s baby is in good hands and it will not be released until its perfect...Nick has been cast as the male lead we’re just looking for that Golden Scale 6 to come along. Any girls out there with hot friends please have them DM Uncalled Four Podcast twitter account. 

|+| CHIVES IS BORN: Aroldis....Aroldis Chives...Who is this man? Where is this man? Why is this man? All very valid questions but its a simple answer really....There is none...His story no longer goes on in this episode description for as it is in my best interests and safety.... 

DISCLAIMER: If you think you were talked about in this episode then you probably were...in theory. We have 0 beef with anyone so if we throw your name around its all in good fun and its our way to show love and respect. You should be honored if your name makes and episode honestly we have 20+ hours of audio captured and only 5 or 6 names have been worthy to mention in the episodes. You’re Welcome!

This is a fun episode! 

Happy Birthday Michael B. Jordan 

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|+| Episode 4: We’re Going to The Moon

|+| BREAKING DOWN SOME SEXY ASS NAMES: 
Ryan came in with the hard hitting topic of the week amongst many other things. Long name, short name, your name? Do we think you have a sexy ass name? Jake took forever to answer this f’in question. Sticking with the SEXY theme. The boys are making a sexy calendar. Yes. You read that correctly. A. Sexy. Calendar. Please don’t rush us on this process this was just announced a few days ago and the new year is a month in so we have 11 months to get this done. If you want you’re Uncalled Four Kings sexy content please subscribe to our only fans. DM for link. 

INTERN HIRED: 
The rumors are true we have hired an intern. His name is Intern Josh and he ordered us pizza but they delivered a personal pizza not a Large. Not sure who to blame on that one but overall after week 1 he is graded at a B+.  

STACY ANN FERGUSON: 
Who tf is that you may ask? She’s only one of the greatest songbirds of our generation and this is how she got discovered. Dom writes her rise to fame story and Nick reads it as it was intended to be read just beautifully. 

THE MOON: 
Yes its in the sky. Is it made of cheese? That is an unsolved mystery we will soon be able to solve because the boys are going soon with the way they have been up in the stock market as of late. $GME $AMC $DOGE. Things are looking up! So grab your favorite spacesuit and we’ll be around to pick you up on our way to the moon. Trust us we’ve been in the stock market game for about 144 hours. 

DISCLAIMER: 
If you think we beeped your name out please do not be offended. We did it for comedic purposes and meant no harm in such way. This is Dominic writing this description. I have no beef with any of you or want any for that matter! This also goes for any other joke that was said we did not set out to offend said soul or group of people! 

One of the best episodes yet. 

Happy Groundhog Day 

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|+| Episode 3: IMAX & Climax 

|+| Shakespeare, Scorsese,  Cutrufello? What do these three men possibly have in common? If you guessed storytelling then you’d be correct! IMAX & Climax is hot of the press and you don’t want to miss this story by Dom and phenomenal read by Nick!

THIS IS NO JOKE! We want to hire you! If you are between the ages of 21-26 and you want something to do on Saturday Nights then we want you to be our intern...Listen for details we got you covered! 

How far would you go to save the boys? We put that question to the test and see who the real ones of the group are. 

Julia Roberts makes an appearance...

Probs our best episode yet so listen the fuck up!!

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