|+| Episode 5: The Book of Chives 

|+| RYAN’S TESTIES: This guy is just built different. As a young child growing up in the suburbs of Florida young ry experienced something no man at any stage of life should have to go through and that is a traumatizing testicle twisting incident. Was it self inflicted or was there a hit put out on this young king?! 

|+| NOT YOUR AVERAGE SWIMMING POOL: We’re not talking about your local YMCA swimming pool, or that cool friend everyone has with the dope ass in ground pool, nor thy water park  where the kids and disturbed adults taint said water. We’re talking about the Olympic size mother f*****s... but there’s a catch to jumping in this “water”. I can only type so much without giving the segment away so go listen whore. 

|+| COMING SOON TO THEATERS: But not really...coming soon tho! IMAX & Climax has been green light and will adapted into a short film this coming year! No official release date yet but Dom’s baby is in good hands and it will not be released until its perfect...Nick has been cast as the male lead we’re just looking for that Golden Scale 6 to come along. Any girls out there with hot friends please have them DM Uncalled Four Podcast twitter account. 

|+| CHIVES IS BORN: Aroldis....Aroldis Chives...Who is this man? Where is this man? Why is this man? All very valid questions but its a simple answer really....There is none...His story no longer goes on in this episode description for as it is in my best interests and safety.... 

DISCLAIMER: If you think you were talked about in this episode then you probably were...in theory. We have 0 beef with anyone so if we throw your name around its all in good fun and its our way to show love and respect. You should be honored if your name makes and episode honestly we have 20+ hours of audio captured and only 5 or 6 names have been worthy to mention in the episodes. You’re Welcome!

This is a fun episode! 

Happy Birthday Michael B. Jordan 

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