Stand Up Comedy,Sitting Down

The new podcast where stand up comedy and the culture come to life. Hosted by Actress & Comedian Schelle Purcell with Co-Host Actor & Comedian Rod Minger.

Welcome to I’m Not Your Suga Momma, cause sometimes the shit I gotta say ain’t

sweet. I ain’t come to play, so I’ma say what the fuck I want to say. You ain’t gotta

like it, love it or even be slightly fond of it. This is what I do, and I do it well, I am

your host THE Schelle Purcell.

Housekeeping rules. I cuss. Don’t judge me, I won’t fuck with you. All the shit I’ve

been through, I have earned the right to say 50-11 cuss words and turn and say

thank you Jesus if I want to. This show is not going to be for everybody. But if

you fucking with it, share it, like it, tell somebody about it.

This episode is sponsored by Dennis Williams & The Legendary Label-A brand re-

imagined. The new clothing line will launch this fall. If you are looking for what’s

new, sexy, creative and eye-catching…join the mailing list and be ready to shop

Legendary Label- a clothing style that will live forever!

S/O to KLP Entertainment, your full service media & content creation company.

Focusing on podcast, music production, film, marketing consulting, photography,

animation and graphics design. KLP Entertainment, your one stop shop for all

things entertaining.

Let’s get it.

Sweet Shit: Tamar Braxton stepped honey with a FINE ASS white man. They say

his name is Jeremy and he’s 46 and baby he was giving urban hunk, giving rap

lyrics in the club. Comedian lil duval said, minute black men get a white woman

we get all in our feels. I would like to say…she tried a black man…and she has

moved on! I called men like him, white chocolate.

Not So Sweet: A K-12 Christian school in Valrico Florida declared any LBGTQIA

students will be FORCED TO LEAVE.

Dear INYSM,

My question is simple. Do you feel like once a cheater ALWAYS a cheater. Because

I just don’t want to throw it all away. There have been opportunities where he

could have cheated I saw from looking in his phone that he passed on and

moments where he did mild flirting. But I flirt too. I just don’t want to be ALWAYS

wondering if he will be faithful.

Signed,

Holding On.

And that’s all I have to say about that!

Thank you again to this episode’s Dennis Williams & The Legendary Label-A brand

re-imagined. The new fall clothing line will launch this fall. If you are looking for

what’s new, sexy, creative and eye-catching…join the mailing list and be ready to

shop Legendary Label- a clothing style that will live forever!

Don’t forget you can send me your Sweet Shit & Your Not So Sweet Shit to

[email protected] I’ll shout it out or sort it out.

Don’t forget to like, share, repost or just gossip like you been doing! And feel free

to leave your comments on this episode; just know I ain’t bout to be arguing

wit’cho ass bout this shit.

It’s your girl THE Schelle Purcell and I’m NOT your suga momma, cause sometimes

the shit I say ain’t sweet.

Til next time ya’ll…ooh Chile, I love being a black woman.

© 2022 Schelle Purcell Productions

© 2022 "Kennedy Lucas Patterson" Entertainment

© 2022 "FX Studios Of Atlanta,A K.L.P Entertainment Studio

© 2022 Emory Office Of Kennedy Lucas Patterson

© 2022 Kennedy Lucas & Associates LLC

Powered By Illuminati Softwares,A Element Industries Software,A K.L.P Entertainment Company

Welcome to I’m Not Your Suga Momma, cause sometimes the shit I gotta say ain’t

sweet. I ain’t come to play, so I’ma say what the fuck I want to say. You ain’t gotta

like it, love it or even be slightly fond of it. This is what I do, and I do it well, I am

your host THE Schelle Purcell.

Housekeeping rules. I cuss. Don’t judge me, I won’t fuck with you. All the shit I’ve

been through, I have earned the right to say 50-11 cuss words and turn and say

thank you Jesus if I want to. This show is not going to be for everybody. But if

you fucking with it, share it, like it, tell somebody about it.

This episode is sponsored by Dennis Williams & The Legendary Label-A brand re-

imagined. The new clothing line will launch this fall. If you are looking for what’s

new, sexy, creative and eye-catching…join the mailing list and be ready to shop

Legendary Label- a clothing style that will live forever!

S/O to KLP Entertainment, your full service media & content creation company.

Focusing on podcast, music production, film, marketing consulting, photography,

animation and graphics design. KLP Entertainment, your one stop shop for all

things entertaining.

Let’s get it.

Sweet Shit: Tamar Braxton stepped honey with a FINE ASS white man. They say

his name is Jeremy and he’s 46 and baby he was giving urban hunk, giving rap

lyrics in the club. Comedian lil duval said, minute black men get a white woman

we get all in our feels. I would like to say…she tried a black man…and she has

moved on! I called men like him, white chocolate.

Not So Sweet: A K-12 Christian school in Valrico Florida declared any LBGTQIA

students will be FORCED TO LEAVE.

Dear INYSM,

My question is simple. Do you feel like once a cheater ALWAYS a cheater. Because

I just don’t want to throw it all away. There have been opportunities where he

could have cheated I saw from looking in his phone that he passed on and

moments where he did mild flirting. But I flirt too. I just don’t want to be ALWAYS

wondering if he will be faithful.

Signed,

Holding On.

And that’s all I have to say about that!

Thank you again to this episode’s Dennis Williams & The Legendary Label-A brand

re-imagined. The new fall clothing line will launch this fall. If you are looking for

what’s new, sexy, creative and eye-catching…join the mailing list and be ready to

shop Legendary Label- a clothing style that will live forever!

Don’t forget you can send me your Sweet Shit & Your Not So Sweet Shit to

[email protected] I’ll shout it out or sort it out.

Don’t forget to like, share, repost or just gossip like you been doing! And feel free

to leave your comments on this episode; just know I ain’t bout to be arguing

wit’cho ass bout this shit.

It’s your girl THE Schelle Purcell and I’m NOT your suga momma, cause sometimes

the shit I say ain’t sweet.

Til next time ya’ll…ooh Chile, I love being a black woman.

© 2022 Schelle Purcell Productions 

© 2022 "Kennedy Lucas Patterson" Entertainment 

© 2022 "FX Studios Of Atlanta,A K.L.P Entertainment Studio 

© 2022 Emory Office Of Kennedy Lucas Patterson 

© 2022 Kennedy Lucas & Associates LLC  

Powered By Illuminati Softwares,A Element Industries Software,A K.L.P Entertainment Company

Welcome to I’m Not Your Suga Momma, cause sometimes the shit I gotta say ain’t

sweet. I ain’t come to play, so I’ma say what the fuck I want to say. You ain’t gotta

like it, love it or even be slightly fond of it. This is what I do, and I do it well, I am

your host THE Schelle Purcell.

Housekeeping rules. I cuss. Don’t judge me, I won’t fuck with you. All the shit I’ve

been through, I have earned the right to say 50-11 cuss words and turn and say

thank you Jesus if I want to. This show is not going to be for everybody. But if

you fucking with it, share it, like it, tell somebody about it.

This episode is sponsored by Artistry Live Decatur. Artistry Live is your new

intimate entertainment spot in Decatur hosting events like spoken word, dinner

theatre performances, Sip and Paint and so much more. For booking information

visit Artistry Live Decatur on IG or contact their black owned owner/operator

Kelvin Rowe at [email protected] and follow them on Instagram

@artistrylivedecatur to find out what’s coming. It’s Artistry Live Decatur for me!

S/O to KLP Entertainment, your full-service media & content creation company.

Focusing on podcast, music production, film, marketing consulting, photography,

animation, and graphics design. KLP Entertainment, your one stop shop for all

things entertaining.

Let’s get it.

Sweet Shit/Not So Sweet:

Dear INYSM,

I have to confess. I am in love. Me and my “if dreams came true” love tried our

hand at a relationship. I was still kind of dabbling in a previous relationship, but I

chose to take a break from dream lover because of things I learned about him in

our short stay in the relationship space. I added him to my phone plan and as he

started dabbling in new relationship, he began to act funny. The killer part of this

is he didn’t tell me about his new relationship-omitting a bunch of facts but on his

birthday, he BLOCKED me and I later saw he was with this new person. Should I

suspend his phone like he suspended the truth?

Thank you,

Disconnecting

And that’s all I have to say about that!

Thank you again to this episode’s Artistry Live Decatur. Artistry Live is your new

intimate entertainment spot in Decatur hosting events like spoken word, dinner

theatre performances, Sip and Paint and so much more. For booking information

visit Artistry Live Decatur on IG or contact their black owned owner/operator

Kelvin Rowe at [email protected] and follow them on Instagram

@artistrylivedecatur to find out what’s coming. It’s Artistry Live Decatur for me!

Don’t forget you can send me your Sweet Shit & Your Not So Sweet Shit to

[email protected] I’ll shout it out or sort it out.

Don’t forget to like, share, repost or just gossip like you been doing! And feel free

to leave your comments on this episode; just know I ain’t bout to be arguing

wit’cho ass bout this shit.

It’s your girl THE Schelle Purcell and I’m NOT your suga momma, cause sometimes

the shit I say ain’t sweet.

Til next time ya’ll…ooh Chile, I love being a black woman.

© 2022 Schelle Purcell Productions 

© 2022 "Kennedy Lucas Patterson" Entertainment 

© 2022 "FX Studios Of Atlanta,A K.L.P Entertainment Studio 

© 2022 Emory Office Of Kennedy Lucas Patterson 

© 2022 Kennedy Lucas & Associates LLC  

Powered By Illuminati Softwares,A Element Industries Software,A K.L.P Entertainment Company

Welcome to I’m Not Your Suga Momma, cause sometimes the shit I gotta say ain’t

sweet. I ain’t come to play, so I’ma say what the fuck I want to say. You ain’t gotta

like it, love it or even be slightly fond of it. This is what I do, and I do it well, I am

your host THE Schelle Purcell.

Housekeeping rules. I cuss. Don’t judge me, I won’t fuck with you. All the shit I’ve

been through, I have earned the right to say 50-11 cuss words and turn and say

thank you Jesus if I want to. This show is not going to be for everybody. But if

you fucking with it, share it, like it, tell somebody about it.

This episode is sponsored by Artistry Live Decatur. Artistry Live is your new

intimate entertainment spot in Decatur hosting events like spoken word, dinner

theatre performances, Sip and Paint and so much more. For booking information

visit Artistry Live Decatur on IG or contact their black owned owner/operator

Kelvin Rowe at [email protected] and follow them on Instagram

@artistrylivedecatur to find out what’s coming. It’s Artistry Live Decatur for me!

S/O to KLP Entertainment, your full-service media & content creation company.

Focusing on podcast, music production, film, marketing consulting, photography,

animation, and graphics design. KLP Entertainment, your one stop shop for all

things entertaining.

Let’s get it.

Sweet Shit/Not So Sweet:

Dear INYSM,

I have to confess. I am in love. Me and my “if dreams came true” love tried our

hand at a relationship. I was still kind of dabbling in a previous relationship, but I

chose to take a break from dream lover because of things I learned about him in

our short stay in the relationship space. I added him to my phone plan and as he

started dabbling in new relationship, he began to act funny. The killer part of this

is he didn’t tell me about his new relationship-omitting a bunch of facts but on his

birthday, he BLOCKED me and I later saw he was with this new person. Should I

suspend his phone like he suspended the truth?

Thank you,

Disconnecting

And that’s all I have to say about that!

Thank you again to this episode’s Artistry Live Decatur. Artistry Live is your new

intimate entertainment spot in Decatur hosting events like spoken word, dinner

theatre performances, Sip and Paint and so much more. For booking information

visit Artistry Live Decatur on IG or contact their black owned owner/operator

Kelvin Rowe at [email protected] and follow them on Instagram

@artistrylivedecatur to find out what’s coming. It’s Artistry Live Decatur for me!

Don’t forget you can send me your Sweet Shit & Your Not So Sweet Shit to

[email protected] I’ll shout it out or sort it out.

Don’t forget to like, share, repost or just gossip like you been doing! And feel free

to leave your comments on this episode; just know I ain’t bout to be arguing

wit’cho ass bout this shit.

It’s your girl THE Schelle Purcell and I’m NOT your suga momma, cause sometimes

the shit I say ain’t sweet.

Til next time ya’ll…ooh Chile, I love being a black woman.

© 2022 Schelle Purcell Productions 

© 2022 "Kennedy Lucas Patterson" Entertainment 

© 2022 "FX Studios Of Atlanta,A K.L.P Entertainment Studio 

© 2022 Emory Office Of Kennedy Lucas Patterson 

© 2022 Kennedy Lucas & Associates LLC  

Powered By Illuminati Softwares,A Element Industries Software,A K.L.P Entertainment Company

Welcome to I’m Not Your Suga Momma, cause sometimes the shit I gotta say ain’t  sweet. I ain’t come to play, so I’ma say what the fuck I want to say. You ain’t gotta  like it, love it or even be slightly fond of it. This is what I do, and I do it well, I am  your host THE Schelle Purcell.  This episode is sponsored by Camyla, skin care therapy. If you have fine lines and  wrinkles, hyperpigmentation, stretch marks, acne, sun damage or other skin care  needs. Book your appointment with Jessica, your certified Esthetician of Camlya  Skin Care at [email protected].  Housekeeping rules. I cuss. Don’t judge me, I won’t fuck with you. All the shit I’ve  been through, I have earned the right to say 50-11 cuss words and turn and say  thank you Jesus if I want to. This show is not going to be for everybody. But if  you fucking with it, share it, like it, tell somebody about it.  Let’s get it.  Sweet Shit/Not So Sweet: You Better Get Her.  Dear INYSM,  This has been an ongoing battle with my messy ass mother-in-law who now lives  with me and my husband. She feels entitled to my husband in ways where I am  confused who is the wife and who is the mother. She wants to sit in the front  seat of the car. She wants him to open the door for her FIRST when we go places.  If he is doing something for me sometimes, she purposely asks him to do things so  he’ll stop doing whatever for me. She questions my parenting and has walkedin  on me and my husband having sex. I’m really sick of her ass. I discuss all of this  with him and all he says is, “You know how momma is”. But before I start  apartment searching for her or me and my kids, can we fix this as a family?  Signed,  This heifer has to go.    Men, are ya’ll sick of it?    And that’s all I have to say about that!  Thanks again to this episode’s Camyla, skin care therapy. If you have fine lines and  wrinkles, hyperpigmentation, stretch marks, acne, sun damage or other skin care  needs. Book your appointment with Jessica, your certified Esthetician of Camlya  Skin Care at [email protected].    Don’t forget you can send me your Sweet Shit & Your Not So Sweet Shit to  [email protected] I’ll shout it out or sort it out.  Don’t forget to like, share, repost or just gossip like you been doing! And feel free  to leave your comments on this episode; just know I ain’t bout to be arguing  wit’cho ass bout this shit.    It’s your girl THE Schelle Purcell and I’m NOT your suga momma, cause sometimes  the shit I say ain’t sweet.  Til next time ya’ll…ooh Chile, I love being a black woman.      © 2022 Schelle Purcell Productions  © 2022 "Kennedy Lucas Patterson" Entertainment  © 2022 "FX Studios Of Atlanta,A K.L.P Entertainment Studio  © 2022 Emory Office Of Kennedy Lucas Patterson  © 2022 Kennedy Lucas & Associates LLC  Powered By Illuminati Softwares,A Element Industries Software,A K.L.P Entertainment Company

Welcome to I’m Not Your Suga Momma, cause sometimes the shit I gotta say ain’t

sweet. I ain’t come to play, so I’ma say what the fuck I want to say. You ain’t gotta

like it, love it or even be slightly fond of it. This is what I do, and I do it well, I am

your host THE Schelle Purcell.

This episode is sponsored by Camyla, skin care therapy. If you have fine lines and

wrinkles, hyperpigmentation, stretch marks, acne, sun damage or other skin care

needs. Book your appointment with Jessica, your certified Esthetician of Camlya

Skin Care at [email protected].

Housekeeping rules. I cuss. Don’t judge me, I won’t fuck with you. All the shit I’ve

been through, I have earned the right to say 50-11 cuss words and turn and say

thank you Jesus if I want to. This show is not going to be for everybody. But if

you fucking with it, share it, like it, tell somebody about it.

Let’s get it.

Sweet Shit/Not So Sweet: You Better Get Her.

Dear INYSM,

This has been an ongoing battle with my messy ass mother-in-law who now lives

with me and my husband. She feels entitled to my husband in ways where I am

confused who is the wife and who is the mother. She wants to sit in the front

seat of the car. She wants him to open the door for her FIRST when we go places.

If he is doing something for me sometimes, she purposely asks him to do things so

he’ll stop doing whatever for me. She questions my parenting and has walkedin

on me and my husband having sex. I’m really sick of her ass. I discuss all of this

with him and all he says is, “You know how momma is”. But before I start

apartment searching for her or me and my kids, can we fix this as a family?

Signed,

This heifer has to go.

Men, are ya’ll sick of it?

And that’s all I have to say about that!

Thanks again to this episode’s Camyla, skin care therapy. If you have fine lines and

wrinkles, hyperpigmentation, stretch marks, acne, sun damage or other skin care

needs. Book your appointment with Jessica, your certified Esthetician of Camlya

Skin Care at [email protected].

Don’t forget you can send me your Sweet Shit & Your Not So Sweet Shit to

[email protected] I’ll shout it out or sort it out.

Don’t forget to like, share, repost or just gossip like you been doing! And feel free

to leave your comments on this episode; just know I ain’t bout to be arguing

wit’cho ass bout this shit.

It’s your girl THE Schelle Purcell and I’m NOT your suga momma, cause sometimes

the shit I say ain’t sweet.

Til next time ya’ll…ooh Chile, I love being a black woman.

© 2022 Schelle Purcell Productions

© 2022 "Kennedy Lucas Patterson" Entertainment

© 2022 "FX Studios Of Atlanta,A K.L.P Entertainment Studio

© 2022 Emory Office Of Kennedy Lucas Patterson

© 2022 Kennedy Lucas & Associates LLC

Powered By Illuminati Softwares,A Element Industries Software,A K.L.P Entertainment Company

Welcome to I’m Not Your Suga Momma, cause sometimes the shit I gotta say ain’t sweet. I ain’t come to play, so I’ma say what the fuck I want to say. You ain’t gotta like it, love it or even be slightly fond of it. This is what I do, and I do it well, I am your host THE Schelle Purcell. This episode is sponsored by Divinely Made Berries, providing you with signature chocolate covered strawberries and treats handcrafted for your special occasion, for your someone special. Divinely Made Berries on Instagram by Arryanna. Treat yourself to something sweet! Housekeeping rules. I cuss. Don’t judge me, I won’t fuck with you. All the shit I’ve been through, I have earned the right to say 50-11 cuss words and turn and say thank you Jesus if I want to. This show is not going to be for everybody. But if you fucking with it, share it, like it, tell somebody about it. Let’s get it. What are we accepting in 2022? Your man doesn’t have a car? And that’s all I have to say about that!  Thanks again to this episode’s sponsor Divinely Made Berries, providing you with signature chocolate covered strawberries and treats handcrafted for your special occasion, for your someone special. Divinely Made Berries on Instagram by Arryanna. Treat yourself to something sweet!  Don’t forget you can send me your Sweet Shit & Your Not So Sweet Shit to [email protected] I’ll shout it out or sort it out. Don’t forget to like, share, repost or just gossip like you been doing! And feel free to leave your comments on this episode; just know I ain’t bout to be arguing wit’cho ass bout this shit.  It’s your girl THE Schelle Purcell and I’m NOT your suga momma, cause sometimes the shit I say ain’t sweet. Til next time ya’ll…ooh Chile, I love being a black woman.

© 2022 Schelle Purcell Productions

© 2022 "Kennedy Lucas Patterson" Entertainment

© 2022 "FX Studios Of Atlanta,A K.L.P Entertainment Studio

© 2022 Emory Office Of Kennedy Lucas Patterson

© 2022 Kennedy Lucas & Associates LLC

Powered By Illuminati Softwares,A Element Industries Software,A K.L.P Entertainment Company

Welcome to I’m Not Your Suga Momma, cause sometimes the shit I gotta say ain’t sweet. I ain’t come to play, so I’ma say what the fuck I want to say. You ain’t gotta like it, love it or even be slightly fond of it. This is what I do, and I do it well, I am your host THE Schelle Purcell. This episode is sponsored by Divinely Made Berries, providing you with signature chocolate covered strawberries and treats handcrafted for your special occasion, for your someone special. Divinely Made Berries on Instagram by Arryanna. Treat yourself to something sweet! Housekeeping rules. I cuss. Don’t judge me, I won’t fuck with you. All the shit I’ve been through, I have earned the right to say 50-11 cuss words and turn and say thank you Jesus if I want to. This show is not going to be for everybody. But if you fucking with it, share it, like it, tell somebody about it. Let’s get it. What are we accepting in 2022? Your man doesn’t have a car? And that’s all I have to say about that!  Thanks again to this episode’s sponsor Divinely Made Berries, providing you with signature chocolate covered strawberries and treats handcrafted for your special occasion, for your someone special. Divinely Made Berries on Instagram by Arryanna. Treat yourself to something sweet!  Don’t forget you can send me your Sweet Shit & Your Not So Sweet Shit to [email protected] I’ll shout it out or sort it out. Don’t forget to like, share, repost or just gossip like you been doing! And feel free to leave your comments on this episode; just know I ain’t bout to be arguing wit’cho ass bout this shit.  It’s your girl THE Schelle Purcell and I’m NOT your suga momma, cause sometimes the shit I say ain’t sweet. Til next time ya’ll…ooh Chile, I love being a black woman.  

© 2022 Schelle Purcell Productions  

© 2022 "Kennedy Lucas Patterson" Entertainment  

© 2022 "FX Studios Of Atlanta,A K.L.P Entertainment Studio  

© 2022 Emory Office Of Kennedy Lucas Patterson  

© 2022 Kennedy Lucas & Associates LLC  

Powered By Illuminati Softwares,A Element Industries Software,A K.L.P Entertainment Company

Welcome to I’m Not Your Suga Momma, cause sometimes the shit I gotta say ain’t

sweet. I ain’t come to play, so I’ma say what the fuck I want to say. You ain’t gotta

like it, love it or even be slightly fond of it. This is what I do, and I do it well, I am

your host THE Schelle Purcell.

This episode is sponsored by Divinely Made Berries, providing you with signature

chocolate covered strawberries and treats handcrafted for your special occasion,

for your someone special. Divinely Made Berries on Instagram by Arryanna. Treat

yourself to something sweet!

Housekeeping rules. I cuss. Don’t judge me, I won’t fuck with you. All the shit I’ve

been through, I have earned the right to say 50-11 cuss words and turn and say

thank you Jesus if I want to. This show is not going to be for everybody. But if

you fucking with it, share it, like it, tell somebody about it.

Let’s get it.

I’ll beat’cho ass!

And that’s all I have to say about that!

Thanks again to this episode’s sponsor Divinely Made Berries, providing you with

signature chocolate covered strawberries and treats handcrafted for your special

occasion, for your someone special. Divinely Made Berries on Instagram by

Arryanna. Treat yourself to something sweet!

Don’t forget you can send me your Sweet Shit & Your Not So Sweet Shit to

[email protected] I’ll shout it out or sort it out.

Don’t forget to like, share, repost or just gossip like you been doing! And feel free

to leave your comments on this episode; just know I ain’t bout to be arguing

wit’cho ass bout this shit.

It’s your girl THE Schelle Purcell and I’m NOT your suga momma, cause sometimes

the shit I say ain’t sweet.

Til next time ya’ll…ooh Chile, I love being a black woman.

© 2022 Schelle Purcell Productions 

© 2022 "Kennedy Lucas Patterson" Entertainment 

© 2022 "FX Studios Of Atlanta,A K.L.P Entertainment Studio 

© 2022 Emory Office Of Kennedy Lucas Patterson 

© 2022 Kennedy Lucas & Associates LLC  

Powered By Illuminati Softwares,A Element Industries Software,A K.L.P Entertainment Company