Enough of people posting about how they gave up alcohol and how great they feel and you should do it too.

Alcohol, in responsible amounts, makes so many people happy. Quit preaching to them about your new-found clarity.

This week: the case for the defence for alcohol.

"One reason Donald Trump is the next President of the United States is because a lot of normal people are tired of killjoys and do-gooders telling them what they shouldn’t be doing."