Standard Deviation

We're at Burning Man! Kevin and Ceara get dusty.

This episode was recorded just a couple days into our week-long trip to Burning Man. We talk about our experience so far. This is one of four Burning-Man-related episodes we recorded. The next one will be the conversation we had after Burning Man and the following two will be interviews we conducted during the burn. Enjoy!

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Birthday parties, parents and porn, brutalism, realism, surrealism, impressionism, avoiding politics, antifa, Andy Ngo, what makes an attractive penis, & Burning Man.

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In this episode we answer uncomfortable questions from @aella_girl Twitter polls.

If you like these be sure to pre-order her upcoming card game Askhole.

https://www.askhole.io/

**Content warning: lots of rape talk**

Questions discussed:

Have you ever put a finger in your own butthole?

You would predict that men or women report higher satisfaction in fully polyamorous relationships?

Have there been more selfies taken this year, or people who've ever lived?

The world's about to end. You can either let it end now, or you can replay the whole of this reality from the beginning, exactly as it all happened before. Which option do you take? (submitted by @NatalieRCargill )

If you could press a button to give you deep, unconditional love towards every consciousness in the world, would you do it?

If you had to bet money, would you bet that Donald Trump would or would not be re-elected for another 4 years as president?

Are you more or less weird than your friends?

Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?

Have you ever completely cut contact with an immediate family member?

Can you fit a toilet paper roll around your erect penis?

Would you rather be raped, or convincingly but falsely accused of rape?

Do you use the word 'normies' in casual conversation?

Would you rather kill a child, or forever after have all children in the world attempt to kill you upon seeing you?

Would you rather rape or kill someone?

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Special guest Aaron Alexander! Rolfer, Movement Coach and host of the Align Podcast.

Check out Aaron's interview with Ceara Lynch here:

http://alignpodcast.com/podcast

Special guest Daniele Bolelli: writer, professor, martial artist and host of The Drunken Taoist and History on Fire podcasts. 

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http://historyonfirepodcast.com/

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Special guest Joe Reitman! Actor, writer, director and producer. He plays the character “Luke” in Ceara’s upcoming movie Use Me.

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Pirates, kidnappings, ransom, rape, bestiality, necrophilia, furries, serial killers, and the ethics of watching the Ted Bundy movie.

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Special guest Julian Shaw! Writer, director and actor of the upcoming movie Use Me starring himself and Ceara. Today we talk about our upcoming premiere and answer audience submitted questions.

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Cat talk, future of dating and marriage, dating apps, monogamy and non-monogamy, the importance of being needed & how we’d spend lottery money.

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Caster Semenya, intersex athletes, pegging, Dan Savage, fetishes vs. sexual orientation, & goat fucking.

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